On February 22nd 2009, Mrweebl(youtuber) uploaded the Narwhal song, and all of you think that it's the best thing ever. Well, you're wrong. My name is Rebecca and I'm here to tell you a story about why Narwhals aren't really all they're cracked up to be.
MARCH 29TH 2013
Sophie had just came down the stairs from breakfast and was going to the store to buy some banannas.
"Be back in an hour Mom! I LEERRRRRV you!"
She left and began to walk to the super-market
When she got there she went to the fruit aisle to get the nice, ripe, yellow, kind but when she went to grab the last one on the shelf an old lady came and took the bananna straight out of Sophie's cart!
Sophie felt sad, :'( she had no banannas because there were none left. But that's when she saw it, a bunch of banannas sitting on the ground! But there was only one problem...they were red!
Sophie looked at the price tag on the banannas...$20.00! For banannas?!
But those were the only banannas at the store and she really wanted some so she got them.
On her way home she strated to get very hungry so she grabbed a red bananna out of the grocery bag, she peeled the bananna, and took a huge bite...IT WAS DELICIOUS! Even better than regualar banannas, she was going to buy these banannas from now on!
When she got home she put the banannas on the counter and her peel in the garbage bin. She decided she was going to go on a bike ride wtih her friend, Avery.
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When Sophie got back from biking she was very hungry again. so shewent to get a red bananna....but there weren't any left! There was a theif! A THEIF WHO STOLE VERY EXPENCEIVE BANANNAS!
Sophie looked at the screen door and realized that she had left it open! Some sort of animal had gotten in and eaten her banannas!
Sophie went on her IPad and searched up what kinds of animals ate red banannas and it came up with...NARWHALS!! THERE WAS A NARWHAL IN HER HOUSE AT SOME POINT WHEN SHE WAS GONE! AND IT ATE HER BANANNAS!!!
Sophie was now very,very,VERY, sad :'( She had just botten $20.0,0 red, banannas and a Narwhal had stolen them. This caused Sophie to be very depressed and eventually comit sucide.
Now you see why I don't like Narwhals, They killed my best friend, THEY'RE NOT A LAUGHING MATTER!
This is a true story guys :)
