Dear God. I am actually going to do this. Hm. okay.
HELLO. I AM JOHNNY. I AM SO SEXY LOL LOOK AT MY DEAD BODIES I HIDE IN MY BASEMENT LOL.
No. No this will be easier to be told by some random-ass narriator. Narriater tor tir. I don't know how to spell.
One day in the beautiful world of sparkletopia, a beautiful gothic girl, named Zethlianinatia with streaming gorgeous black and red hair, with dark wonderousfulisious clothes. She did not like popular people because they were. (OHYEASIDIDJUSTGOTHEREMOFO) One day Zethlianinatia was stolling down the street listening to Linkin Park, when the popular person named annabelle yelled
"WOW YOU STUPED EMO TAKE THIS I WILL THRO A ROCK @ U LOL OMG I LIKE IPHONES."
Zethinaintacocaine was sad at this so she said back
"I m not emo i m goth."
"WELL U STILL IS WERD" and the popular person thro a rock at zethinaninmethanepoisening. She justsiged because she was used to pain (notevenlisteningto3daysgracewiththesongpainsthatmademethinkofwritingthatoranything)
Zethainiasquidbbillies said out to the popular
"plz i am going 2 ask in a responcibel way and just plz stop."
At the time which this was taking place the sexylisious ever dude with a really big heart but is just misunderstood, Johnny C, was playing with his friend Squee, not even killing people at all, when his gothic senses (Yes, gothic people communicate through signials in their appendix, that is why not goth people must get their appendix removed because they were interfereing with the goth signal and they almost exploded of gothness)
Johnny:(it'snowascriptwoot) Squee! I hear someone in troubel!!!!!!!! I MUST HELP
Johnny drives in his murder car that he bought because he won a reward for saving the city of Gothem from YOUR MOM.
Johnny: OHNO U DUM POPULER PERSON HOW DAR U B MEEN 2 A GOTH EREEHRAKJHR!!!!!!!!!!! EMINEM IS NOT BETTER THAN BLACK VIEL BRIDES LIKE IF YOU AGRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then Johnny used his power ray and killed the popular person he didn't even care they were pulverized and couldn't use their blood in any way he just cared that he saved another goth from being bullied AWW SO CUTE.
Johnny: I M SO SAD THAT HAPEN U R SO PRETY Y THEY MEEN 2 U?
Zsomething(blushing): oh m i rrly that prtty? thnx thnx!
THEN JOHNY GRAB HER AND KIS HBER AND THEY GO HOME AND MAKE BABIES BUT THE BABIES ALL DIE BECAUSE OF
