Sooooooo that happened. This has kinda become a regular thing for me, not trying to make any feel bad about their stories or anything like that. I'm just saying I will try to keep these types of authors notes off this story. So I will keep these to a minimum. Now for the joke. I saw this on another joke book.
How to Kill a Spider
Grab a tissue
Approach the beast slowly
Burn the house down
By Annabeth Chase