Edited 8/24/15
This again isn't my joke I saw it in another joke book
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Cashier at Barnes and Noble-Do you really need all the Blood of Olympus copies?
Me-Well the first one will get torn up by my tears,
Me-Same with the second,
Me-Then the 3rd, 4th, and 5th will get thrown at my wall multiple times,
Me-Then the tears will strike again on the next 6,
Me-Then the next 3 will be torn up by my fingernails,
Me- Then the other 10 are for throwing at Rick Riordan,
Me-One for looking pretty in my bookshelf,
Me-Another for the living room,
Me-Then the bathroom and kitchen.
Cashier-...
Cashier- Would you like a bag for that ma'am?
