Too Much Is Boring (OnePunchMan)

The Little Brother

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"Uwahhhhh!~" I yawned, yawned too loud that my sis heard it.
Then I accidentally woke her up with yawning.
"Oopsies~.My apologies,
my lady." I smiled at her mockingly.
"Quit it. You lousy brother, you waked me. Now face my wrath."
She said in a cool and low voice.
She has big lavander eyes but a bit empty. She is bossy, too bossy. She treats me like a servant, ;~; but she doesn't care.
She has a long straight red hair. She looks like a queen of vampires or something. She wears an uniform of a middle schooler, because we are, and has a black cloak. The cloak is long a bit longer than her, like a cm? Well that's because she is short even though I am the smaller brother. It looks like a cape for her. Even though I look innocent, I want her to be mine. She's to beautiful to handle. I shook my head. What the hedge am I thinking!? We're siblings! That is all... But. Aaarrggghhh! Stop myself. I hit my head 5 times.

"Stupid bro, let's go to school. I'm gonna shower first." She looks at me in a serious way, it always is.
I just laughed slightly.
"Okay sis, i'm gonna wait and eat."
"Good. I'm gonna go now."
"Kay~"

She went inside. Get it? Inside~ hehehe sooooo
P.E.R.V.E.R.T.E.D. XD! I was influenced, not my problem. As I finished eating, she also finished taking a bath. Then I head in fast.
"Lalala~ anime. Memez. Perve----.
Oopsies~" I finished fast. We I got out, she already left! She left a note.

'Lousy bro, I can't handle your pervertedness. So I got out.
Bye.' That sis. Ugh. Whatever.

In a flash I used my motorcycle to go to school. Dad gave me a liscence. Cool right? Sis is the vice of the school's student council. But we call it SSG. It stands for: Supreme Student Government. Or something like that.

I got to the classroom. Then sat in my seat. I am near to my best bro. Genos. He is in S class. He always speak of the Saitama bro, the C class hero but can attack enourmously like an angel or God or a demon.
I wish I can fight him too.
S

aitama, your in my list.
Then suddenly Genos came in.
"Yo Genos! How's it goin'? Got a nice vacation?" I grinned playfully at him.
"Oh, hi Faraz. I'm good. I trained with Master and fought Monsters. Pretty nice. How about you?" He said in a minute. That blabber.
"I'm awesomer than ever! I'm with my sis aaaaand played sports with Nishinio." I said with a smirk.
"Nishinio.... Nishinio Ukai?" He asked and I nodded.
"So Mr. Frasherez Shion, how's your sister Daine? /Da-ian/" He sarcastically asked me. And I replied with the same manner.
"Cool. Nice. Beautiful than
ever." Then I chuckled, he just shook his head.
"You know if she heard you, you might... Take cover, right?"
He narrowed his eyes. I gulped,
"Got that right." Then we both laughed.
Then sir came in.
"Okay class, go back to your seats and get ready." Then all of us followed.
Looks like this is gonna be a loooooong discussion.