Thanksgiving Special

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Happy Thanksgiving 🦃🦃

Tony: Y/n, I want a thanksgiving party!

Y/n: no, no party's this year...or any year

Tony: Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Thor: I would fancy a party

Loki: Thor, she has a valid reason

Clint: what's so good of a reason that we can't do a yearly tradition anymore

Y/n: sister is coming...

Tony: COOODEEEE S CODE S

Tony: JARVIS SOUND THE ALARM

Y/n: idjits...

Y/n logged off

Steve: let's prepare the dining room for the feast tonight

Thor: I shall fetch Y/n from her apartment!

2 hours of stuff later
-in the lab with Bruce & Belle-

Bruce: why are fire trucks red?

Belle: idk...ask JARVIS.

JARVIS: they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always "Russian" around, so that's why fire trucks are red!

Bruce: good point

:P Back to the main story~

Y/n: IM GONNA DIE!!!!!

Loki: no ones gonna die

y/n: B!tch please

Loki: ...

JARVIS: Mrs. Laufeyson, your sister Shadow is here

y/n: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Shadow: Hi

Y/n: mmmmmmhmmmmm

Thor: Hello Lady Shadow!

Shadow: hello Thor, nice to see you again!

Natasha: Hey Shadow wanna finish stuffing the turkey?

Shadow: yeaaaaaa

Natasha & Shadow logged off

Y/n: ...

Clint: im gonna go help

clint logged off

Loki: Shadow doesnt seem so bad

Y/n: she abandoned me when i was a kid, missed my graduation and our wedding

Loki: she helped get Emerald back

Y/n: look at her

Loki: what?

Y/n: stuffing that turkey like she owns the place...

Thor: has anyone seen steve?

Loki: I believe he is out getting drinks

Steve: IM HERE

Y/n: speak of the devil...

Steve: NO

Bruce: Hey guys

Y/n: wheres Belle? I havent seen her since she got here

Bruce: she went home to see her family

Loki: I believe that Bruce is in agony

Bruce: uhh...

Y/n: just say...Goodbye Agony

Steve: I get that reference!

Loki: Bruce wanted to keep her here but failed

Bruce: no...

Y/n: I believe that we all fall down

Bruce: y/n

Y/n: American Idiots these days

Bruce: NO MORE REFERENCES

Clint Logged on

Clint: lets eat!!!

Steve & Thor: FFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD

ALL LOGGED OFF


songs referenced:

Goodbye Agony - Black Veil Brides

Lost It All - Black Veil Brides

American Idiot - Green Day

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