Ghost x Toast (toastyghost) Oneshots!

Fanmail

Ghost and Toast were sitting in the PIE HQ, when there was a knock on the door.

Toast got up to answer it, and when he came back, he was holding a very large, heavy brown sack. "The mailman came by. A package was sent that obviously couldn't fit in our mailbox.

Ghost snuffed, still looking at his computer, playing a video game. "Uninterested."

Toast shrugged, sitting down on the loveseat opposite of ghost's desk. He undid the knot holding the bag together, and held inside were ((DEAD BODIES. nah jk but that'd be great XD)) Many letters, all concealed in envelopes.

Toast picked one up, and opened it, skimming through the letter's contents. "Sir?"

Ghost cut him off. "Uninterested, Johnny."

Toast continued anyway. "This is all fanmail."

Ghost sat silent, but then rolled his swivel seat back, and beamed at his partner. "...Interested..." 

Ghost practically sprinted over and took the bag from him. Though he knew the chance was slim, he may find a letter for him. 

"Heres one for toast," he said, tossing it to him. "Another for toast--Oh it feels like christmas!" He thre another in his direction, and another. "One for toast, to toast, specially for toast, only for toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, Johnny toast, Johnny toast from your biggest fan, Toast..." This kept going until there was one more at the bottom, and ghost picked it up with excitement. "And finally, to Johnny..." His face fell, and his voice went flat.

"Toast..." He flicked the card effortlessly behind him, and it barely landed a few inches away.

Toast reached out hesitantly, and put his hand on ghost's shoulder. "Hey, it's not a big deal that you don't have fanmail this time, theres always next time. 

Ghost nodded, Turning around to face toast. "I-i guess..." 

That night, ghost sat in his room, and stared at the celieng wide awake.

Suddenly, the little brat, jimmy, decided to talk to him.

You know, you could just go into toast's room right now... And you could...stab him. And then, all his fangirls, they would glock right to you.

Ghost's eyes widened. "Don't be stupid, jimmy," He whispered. "I'm not killing Toast."

Well, I could do it for ya. You don't even need a knife, you could just...put your hands on his neck and...squeeze until SNAP...and it's over...

"Why would I listen to you?" He said.

They sat in silence for a while, and to ghost's horror, he got up that night and contemplated what jimmy said, and he left his room.

He sauntered down the hallway.

He stood outside toast's door.

He ran his fingers over the knob, and lingered a moment, before realizing what he was just about to do. 

He ran back to his room and locked the door, then fell onto his bed.

He actually thought about killing his best, first, and only friend in the whole world.

His eyes watered, but he didn't let any tears fall. He layed his head on his pillow, and let his eyelids droop, hoping what he just did was only a nightmare.

He woke up early the next day, and he laid back in bed, trying to fall asleep again but a doorbell rang, waking him. He grumpily got out of bed, and dragged himself to the door.

He swung the door open, and growled at the mailman standing there. "What?"

The mailman handed him a single letter, and he snatched it angrily out of the mailman's hand, slamming the door. He turned, resting his back on the door, before looking at the name adressed on the letter. His eyes widened, and his jaw dropped. 

He raced to toast's door, bursting in. "TOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAST!" He yelled, shaking toast awake. Toast sat up, rubbing his tired eyes. "Yes sir?" He slurred, Sleepily.

Suddenly, to toast's surprise, a letter was shoved into his face. Ghost chirped excitedly, "read the name!"

"Johnny..?"

"And the last one!"

Toast beamed. "Ghost."

Ghost jumped up and down excitedly! "HAHAAAAAAA! This is the start of a new revolution! No longer is toast the most beloved by the fangirls, for I, myself, HAVE MY VERY OWN FAN!"

Toast chuckled. "Yep, you see? Good things come to those who wait."

Ghost cleared his throat. "To Johnny Ghost,

You are the greatest, smartest, most amazing and most important person to me in the whole world. It's such a great thing that I know you; you make my day sunny and bright, even in the darkest of times! I can't express enough how much I need you, sometimes I can barely describe it. Im so glad that you're here! Sincerely..."

He paused.

"Johnny Toast."

He smiled. "You wrote this for me?"

Toast nodded. "Just for you."

Ghost smiled, nearly crying tears of joy, and he went up and hugged toast. 

Toast hesitated, then beamed, hugging back.

"There's no bigger fan."

This was gonna be really short.

It was GOING to.

I am so sorry this was so bad X'D

Anywho, funfact;

I am the only person i know of that is a Ghost Fangirl.

KEEP SAILING, CREW!

~Captain Shippy