Bail

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(Im officially back! Sorry this is gonna be short -3o)

-ring ring-

-ring ring-

-ring ri~

-click-

"Hello, welcome to PIE's ghost hunting hotline! How can we help you?"

"Johnny, it's me"

"Oh, hello sir. Why did you call?" 

"No reason...You got any uh...Money?"

"Sir, what did you do?"

"Nothing, nothing! But, uh, JUUUUUUUST curious...How far are you from O'Demigates County Jail?"

"SIR WHAT DID YOU DO"

"I really need you to bail me out, Johnny."

"WHY DID YOU GET ARRESTED?!"

"JOHNNY THE GUY IN MY CELL WAS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND IM SCARED IM ONLY LIKE 27 IM NOT GONNA SURVIVE A DAMN MINUTE BEHIND BARS JOHNNY JUST PLEASE"

"...-sigh- I'll be there in a bit."

"I OWE YOU ONE- 'Mister Ghost, your one call time is up.' I-i'm talking to my partner, Toast- 'Can it wait?' ...Alright. See you soon Toast!"

-click-


As Toast was driving to Prison, he caught only a short glimpse of a burning McDonalds.

"So that's how he got arrested."

(HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED! I had a dream last night about this so ye

KEEP SAILING CREW!

~Shippy)



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