Doki Doki (POW!)- Academy

Crack heads and Moody teachers!

Linda's Note: the video above is the crack heads singing (watch after reading if you'd like)

Kai's Note:......*sigh* thanks for reading! <3 :)

-LINDAS POV-

The bell rings, Kai and I head to the lunch hall to eat, after some wondering we find the hall "finally food!"

"oh how I've craved this moment" I think to myself drooling at the smell of the food, I grab Kai's hand tightly dragging her towards the line up.

"this is heaven" I say with starry eyes, I start piling up my tray, Kai smirks, "where do you store all that fat? In your boobs or butt?''.

"Both?" I say giggling, we sit together at an empty table, "food!" as I was about to dig in to my food it gets suddenly taking away from me.

I looked up, pissed, to see the most hideous thing I had ever seen in my life... a blond bimbo... "shit! Don't look into its eyes! Its so hideous it'll turn you to stone! Cover your eyes!" I shout to Kai.

The "thing!" that took my food stands there with a constipated face "have you got a fever cause you're as red as a tomato".

I laugh and casually take back my food, I notice Kai's face blue from not being able to breath from laughing so hard.

"Thing #1" was followed by "Thing #2" and "Thing #3".

Thing #1 growls with a mad expression painted to her face, "how dare you.... treat me!.. like this! I am your senior! I demand respect!''

I smile and reply blankly, "Thing #1, listen here, respect is earned and you are nothing more than a Barbie doll...out of fashion, plastic, stupid and fake, give me one reason why I should respect you?"

Thing #1 grinds her teeth and clenches her fists "listen here you little bitch! I bet you and ya' lil friend used your bodies to get in with the guys, attention seeking losers!"

I don't even waste my time on a reply, its obvious there jealous were in with the boys... I ignore them and continue to devour my food, I suddenly hear a loud **BANG** and I turn my head shocked.

-KAIS POV-

My eyes widen and I stop laughing, without thinking I stepped out of my seat and walked towards the girls, with a blankly violent expression, I rotate my body and kick the girl sending her flying.

"I WILL NOT ALLOW ANYONE TO TALK TO LINDA LIKE THAT!" veins stick out as I growl with anger, I suddenly feel a soft tugging at my shirt, "its okay Kai, thank you..sit down now, okay?"

Linda's soft voice calms me down and I come to my scenes, "s-sorry im so sorry" the girls shocked rush over to help there friend, they hurry off without saying anything else.

"cowards" Linda mutters and gives me a reassuring smile, the whole food hall ignores it as if it was a regular thing, I thought for sure id have teachers scolding me by now.

Linda starts laughing "I didn't think you would send her flying! Ahaha" I sigh "I wanted to make a good impression on my first day..so much for that", Linda snickers "you sent a bitch flying!, that's an awesome first impression, cant get better then that!"

"I'm being serious here Linda!" I pout, she replies blankly with "oh? So am I!" suddenly I'm tapped on the shoulder by a pair of boys, one with spiked red hair, and green eyes the other with short blonde hair and glasses.

Linda glances over at the boys "who are you nerds?" I softly hit the back of her head "be nice Linda! Jeez....hi boy's can we help you?"

The boys stumble with their words for a moment, before the boy with glass's introduces himself "h-hi! I'm Adam and that is Jesse"