(In advance I'm sorry if anyone feels offended by this)
Son: Dad I don't know how to pray
Dad: Just pray for your family, friends, neighbors, the poor, ect
Son: " dear lord" he started. Thank you for all the visitors and their children that come to my house and eat all my cookies and ice cream, Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive the neighbors son who removed my sisters clothes and wrestled with her in her bed. This Christmas send clothes to those poor naked ladies on my dads black berry and provide shelter for those naked homeless men who use my moms bedroom when daddy's at work.
~Amen
