The Peanut Butter Jelly War

Chapter 1 The jelly kingdom

The knight Sir Peanut is rallying up the knights of the kingdom of Peanut Butter so they can go to war with the Kingdom of Jelly. the Kingdom of Jelly has committed a great crime they have stolen The Great Jar of Peanut Butter... it is fifty feet tall and twenty five feet wide. The king of the peanut butter kingdom does not want it to be in the hands of the jelly king shadow.

It was a long treacherous journey to the jelly kingdom hundreds of men died trying to get there you have to cross the isles of jelly which is a dangerous place. The very furious, horrifying dangerous one eyed jelly giant lives there. When the army of the peanut butter kingdom were half way to the jelly kingdom they were ambushed by a small fragment of the jelly kings army... no one died the jelly kings army retreated at the sight of the great beast that was traveling with them.

Now the peanut butter kingdom is fighting the jelly kingdom. The peanut butter kingdom is smarter than the jelly because their using cavalry. Their horses are peanut butter colored. Unlike the jelly kingdom who is using foot soldiers instead of cavalry. When the jelly kingdom start to see they are losing. They start to send cavalry with horses of purple into battle. The battle is perilous and many died. After 5 long hours of fighting the peanut butter king unleashes a great beast, The Great Dragon Bear... It is as tall as a castle and as wide of three bears in a line. The Jelly Kingdom retreats at the site of the great beast. Just then in the middle of the battle a large Griffin lands and starts to attack both kingdoms. So the kingdoms team up and take down the griffin. So they can get back to fighting for the great jar of peanut butter. Then everyone stops what they are doing and there is dead silence. Just then a load noise breaks the silence a load "REEEEET" both armies yell out "THE SOW IS COMING" they all looked at the huge pink flying boar with a terrifying look. Then without concern the great dragon bear and the sow start fighting the dragon bear spits poison at the sows face but misses and the sow flew up and kicked him in the face but when the sow was about to make contact the dragon bear opened his mouth and bit his foot. And started spinning around in a circle not letting go of the sow's foot and when he was spinning as fast as a hurricane he let go and throwed him 50 miles in the air and 100 miles far. The great bear flew up and started fighting the sow in the air he tried spiting acid, poison, fire, lightning and boiling water but none of them work the all missed but the boiling water but that made the sow stronger and faster. By the time they reached the ground and crash landed they were on the other side of the world in a bunch of mountains. They got up from the crash and started fighting again the sow knocked down a mountain ledge when the great dragon bear threw him across the canyon. The soy got up with a week cry and fell in defeat. The great dragon bear gave out a gigantic victory cry. And flew back to help the peanut butter kingdom. But when he got back he noticed that they have all ready one and needed help picking up the great jar of peanut butter so the dragon bear picked it up and even stole the gigantic jar of jelly. Then they returned home.