No homo || Ziam

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Zayn: hey handsome

Liam: are u drunk

Zayn: pfft why do you always ask me that I'm never drunk

Liam: u call me pet names when you're drunk you always compliment me

Zayn: you are a fat liar

Zayn: nice fat squishy ass that I love to squeeze really hard

Zayn: really really hard and I love smacking it tooooo

Liam: okay you're drunk alright. Where r u?

Zayn: at your mum's house aha just kidding

Liam: thank god tell me where you are so I can come pick you up

Zayn: and take me on a date? Yes please

Liam: not exactly

Zayn: ooh? Where are we going ? Is it a surprise ???

Liam sighed and rubbed his face in annoyance, drunk Zayn was the last thing he wanted to talk to right now.

Plus it was fucking 2am in the morning, he wanted to go to sleep. He was exhausted from the interview and the performance they had done earlier.

He had to play along so he will know where that drunkard fucker is. He groaned slightly as he typed on his phone.

Liam: it wouldn't be a surprise if I tell you now would it?

Zayn: that's true. I'm excited

Liam: where are you now?

Zayn: where are youuuu now that I neeeed youuuuu

Zayn: dadadada perperneern

Liam: Zayn.

Zayn: Liam.

Liam: Zayn Malik.

Zayn: Liam Malik.

Zayn: holy shit

Zayn: that sounds so good. My last name sounds great next to your name I love it

Zayn: Zayn Payne

Zayn: that rhymes but I think Liam Malik is fucking hot

Zayn: marry me?

Liam: just tell me where you are so I can come get you then we can go on that date

Zayn: I'm in the van on my way home now. Wait ur actually taking me on a date at 2:04am in the morning

Zayn: you are boyfriend goals

Liam: we're not even dating yet

Zayn: did you just say YET

Zayn: YEET YEAH

Zayn: YOU WERE PLANNING ON ASKING ME TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND WERENT YOU

Liam: calm down bad boy Bradford

Zayn: don't call me that that was like 7 years ago

Liam: 5 amazing years ago

Liam: still don't understand why you left the band

Zayn: you wanna know why?

Liam: duh

Zayn: because I couldn't handle being in love with someone that I can never ever go out in public with and keep our relationship as a secret

Zayn: I couldn't handle not being able to kiss you, hold you, telling you that I fucking love you a lot in front of thousands of fans.

Zayn: I couldn't fucking handle having a damn fake ass relationship for 3 damn years. I wanted freedom, I didn't like being controlled and pretending that it was okay to be forced with shit that I didn't want to be involved in

Zayn: I may be drunk but I know deep down that I'm in love with my fucking best friend and that's you. I am fucking in love with you.

Zayn: in a homo way

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Zayn finally didn't say no homo yuss. Sigh, I really am glad Zayn isn't in the band anymore. He's the new Beyoncé, I love it. Can't wait for his album! 😍

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