Zayn & Liam talking on the phone
Zayn: whatcha been up to babe?
Liam: I've just been hanging out with my family. Resting up and playing with the do-
Zayn: *unbuckles pants and uncaps lube*
Liam: what was that?
Zayn: ..nothing don't worry about it keep talking
Liam: ok I've got some tracks I've been working on with J and his crew. Wanted to run by you when we meet up in LA
Zayn: yeah totally, I can't wait for you to fuck me
Liam: what?
Zayn: *catch up with me, sorry autocorrect
Liam: this is a verbal conversation zen
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A follower of mine tagged me this post and I wanted to write it on here cause its fucking hilarious. I love it. And apparently ziam are in LA?
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No homo || Ziam
FanfictionZayn: Suck my dick man Zayn: but no homo though, bro { No homo turned into 'I love you, bro.' }
