Naughtycollege: Double Date

CHAPTER 1: PILOT

Literally, why the hell are we reviewing the same shit we reviewed last week. I mean yeah i love music, but its starting to get repetitive. I look across the room and see tony flirting with jade, as usual. I sit back in the chair and look to my right and see pewds grinding on sonic. Is that even allowed?

I mean, yeah me and jade brokeup, but it was like, only cuz she cheated with my own friend. Kinda sucks to see her with another guy. Im not jealous, techno doesn't get jealous.

Future then shoves a fat tuba guy out of the chair beside me and sits down.

"Damn future.." i said to her. She like rko'd that fat guy out the chair! "Jealous,eh?" She said to me. "About what" i said. Who knew what the fudge she was talking about. Of course it would be something about jade,though.

"Aw cmon tech, i see the way you look at jade. Her and tony are happy" she told to me, looking like a blonde pink outfitted ariana grande. "I know. But remember she was happy with me? Her dad jax really liked me, and i can't take care of star,cassie, and emoe by myself" i responded to her. "Tech, your a father to 3 fuckin children. MOM UP." she yelled at me. "Well, i see the way you look at sonic and pewds together. You know you had chemistry with sonic. But,oh wait, he's married to a flabin sun angel." I told to her to switch it up. She didn't say anything back. She just looked at me and shook her head. I just bamboozled her hahaha!

But in all seriousness, when i first arrived here, i could see future cheesin for sonic. They were inseparable. Its like meeting a childhood friend you had a crush on for years.

Me and jade had a great fuckin time,to. She skateboarded,i glowed, she was part robot, i was all impressed. Good times. But now she's happy with tony. Forever fuckin ignoring me. But tony is still my bro. Am i mad, HELL YES. Do i want her back, nah.

I should just move on, right? Like jacksmack moved on from octavia. At least i hope.

Finally the class ended. It was like a musical orgy in there, and pewds and sonic acting like they were backstage at a Victoria secret fashion show and they got a chance to shoot porn.

I walked out and saw jade on tonys back. I hate to admit, but im feeling, *gulp* pretty jealous.