My Crazy Ex-boyfriend (A Batman and Percy Jackson Crossover)

Chapter 10: Grandpa Bats

I walk into Wayne manor with a baby carrier in one hand and holding hands with my husband, who is also carrying a baby carrier.

We are swarmed by the Bat family. Bruce gets to us first and takes the baby from me. He sets it down and pulls out my daughter, Mary Barbra Todd, out of her carrier.

"Hi there little one. I'm Grandpa Bruce or Grandpa Bats. I'm glad I finely get to meet you," Bruce says picking her up and holding her up to his face.

"Bruce, I wouldn't do that. She's a-," Jason starts to say as Mary raises one of her tiny fist and punches Bruce on the nose.

"Ow. That's quite a right hook you got there, little one," Bruce says, rubbing his nose.

"She gets it from her mom," Jason says.

"Hey, James enjoys pain for a strange reason," I say landing a light punch on Jason's arm as he hands me James, our son.

Jason put down the other carrier and tries to tickle our son, who as soon as his father's finger is close enough, bites him.

"Ow ow ow. I think Damian isn't the only demon spawn in the house any more," Jason says sticking his finger in his mouth. James may have no teeth yet, but his gums are pretty hard.

"Watch it or you'll be on night duty all alone for a week," I say giving Jason a bat glare.

"Since when have you had a bat glare?" Dick asks me, taking James to hold. Bruce wouldn't let Mary go and Mary was quite happy in his arms.

"Bruce showed me how to do it after the wedding," I say and walk over to my daughter and pry her from her grandfather's arms.

"Hey," Bruce says as I hand Mary to Barbra, one of her namesakes and Mary blows bubbles and giggles. Barbra tickles Mary's belly which causes even more cuteness.

"Hay is for the horses, not Bats," I say which causes everyone to laugh. Bruce is pouting about it, but he laughs alone with  the rest of us.

"Ow. Todd's right. I'm not the only demon spawn in the house now," Damian says as James bites him. I give him a bat glare.

"Well, you'll just have to go hold Mary while I feed him," I say taking my son from his uncle.

Barbra hands Damian Mary. Mary looks at him for a second and then throws a right hook at her uncle and then bursts out crying.

"Mary and James are going to be the best of friends with you," I say while everyone laughs. Bruce takes Mary back and soothes her.

"Everyone say: Bats," Fern says as I see her set up a camera to take a picture of this.

"Bats," Everyone says and the flash goes off. Alfred prints off the picture and we all look at it. Its the Bat Family, not being Bats.

"That's going on a wall," I shout and everyone laughs.