Taking Care of Flowey

Day One

knock knock.

"Uuunnuuhhhhh...." You opened your eyes only to have the harsh sunlight shine on them. You rolled over and started to drift back to sleep.
Knock knock!

"Uuuunnnnuuuuuhhhhhhh!..." You pulled the covers over your head and desperately tried to go back to sleep. You were having such a great dream.
KNOCK KNOCK!!

"HUMAN! ARE YOU HOME?!"

"Papyrus, she's half-demon!"

"OH, YES, RIGHT. HALF-BREED!! ARE YOU HOME?!" Your brain was processing and waking up.

"Oh shit Friends!! Uh... I mean! I'll be right there! I just have to get decent!" Oh. You didn't mean to yell that last bit.
Meanwhile, on your doorstep:

"what do you think she was wearing?" Sans asked.

"Knowing (y/n)? She was probably topless. It is a hot day."

"oh..."

"SANS?! IS THAT BLUSH I SEE??"

"well, (y/n) is very pretty...even for a half-breed." All of the sudden. You opened the door in only an oversized tee and a pair of underwear. ("this is what she deems decent?")

("Hush.")

Back to you:

"Hey guys! Frisk, Sans, Pap, come on in! Whatchya got there??" You said in a rush, opening the door wider for your friends to come in.

"Unfortunately, we're not here to stay. We just came to give you full custody of Flowey while we search for a way to get his soul back."

"Sweet! I get to play prison guard!"

"yeah, who better to guard a crazy person you don't trust than a crazy person you do?"

"No one! Now give 'im here."

"HERE YOU GO. CAREFUL! IT'S HEAVIER THAN IT LOOKS."

"Thanks Pap. D'aww. He's so cute!" You pat Flowey's petals and he fake smiled at you.

"Hello there! I'm Flowey the Flower! What's your name? ;P" He said in an obviously forced cheery voice. You grimaced and stuck your tongue out in disgust.

"Friiiiiiisk!" You whined. "I thought you said he was a bitchy flower. Why's he being so fake?!" Flowey was surprised. No one ever preferred his real attitude over his fake one.

"Oh, that's just because he wants to trick you into planting him so he can get away."

"WHAT?! I wasn't going to do that!!! D:<" Flowey exclaimed, showing his true colors. "Uh. I mean, that's silly. Why would I try to escape? It seems lovely here! Heheh..." (Sweat drop)

"Nope! Too late ya bitchy flower! Haha! We're gonna have FUN!" You announced, implying possible torture.

"(Y/n), remember, we want to keep Flowey in one piece for when we can get him his soul back. He's still the prince of monsters."

"Alright, but if he lines any crosses... Damn. I- I just woke up, okay?"

"AT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON?!"

"It's three already?"

"you had another three hour nap didn't you?"

"Euh, maybe. But, Frisk, if Flowey does cross any lines, I can't promise anything."

"Fair enough." You held Flowey under one arm as you and Frisk shook hands in agreement.

"I'll have you know that no one has ever been able to lay a hand on me! Human or monster."

"Tch, until you got put in that flower pot. >:)"

"OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!"

"wow. get dunked on." (Chuckle)

"Heh, well, it's time for us to go." You put the flower down to hug all of your friends goodbye.

"Alright. Bye Frisk, Sans, Pap, see ya later!"

"Bye!"

"bye!"

"BYE!!" You closed the door and eerily turned back to Flowey who flinched but soon returned to his defiant stance.

"Speaking of the flower pot, heheh-"

"I don't like where this is going."

"DON'T interrupt me." The two of you matched glares. "As I was saying," your glare turned into an evil grin. "that flower pot looks a little dull. I'm gonna decorate it.

"Oh no."

"To the glitter glue! Muah hahahahahahahahaha! >;D"

"FFUcK yOU!!"