A day in the life of Karkat Vantas

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by JackWritez

by JackWritez

> Warning: has a lot of cussing... Because, I mean, come on... It's Karkat we're talking about... <

Karkat sighed as another one of his romcoms finished. He had rewatched most of them today and he was getting quite bored. "... FUCK IT, I'M GOING TO NEPETA'S HIVE." He said, getting up and leaving. Once he got to her hive, he knocked on the door. "NEPETA OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR" he said, knocking again. Sighing, he opened the door, noticing that it was unlocked.

"HUH..." He muttered, looking around the house. "NEPETA? ARE YOU HERE?" He yelled throughout the hive. Shrugging, he sat on the couch, once again bored. "DAMMIT..." He sighed. Looking around the room, he spotted Nepeta's notebook. "I SHOULDN'T..." He muttered. "FUCK IT. I'M BORED AND SHE'S NOT EVEN HERE, SHE WON'T KNOW..." He said, grabbing the notebook.

"SHIP-LOGS" he read, opening the book. "..." He was silent as he read. "... DIRK AND JAKE, HUH?" He muttered laughing quietly. "WHOA FEFERI LIKED VRISKA?!" He shouted in shock. He kept reading until he got to a certain page which sparked his interest. "VRISKA, EH?" He said with mischief.

" LET'S SEE......." He said, staring at the page. "WAIT... THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT..." He muttered. "ME?!" He shouted in disbelief. He continued reading the page. "OH, THIS IS JUST BULLSHIT..." He muttered again. He continued reading pages of the notebook. "EW..." He muttered reading something about Vriska's lusus and eggs.

"WAIT- WAIT- WAIT- WAIT... HOLD THE PHONE..." Karkat cleared his throat. "EQUIUS..." He said with interest. He stared at the page with a smirk. Although, his smirk dropped. "ME.............. EWWWWW!!!!" He screamed throwing the notebook across the room with a look of disgust. "NOOOOOO!!!" He screamed again. He got up and cautiously walked to the book, picking it up with just his pointer finger and thumb. "BURN THE PAGE!" He shouted.

He looked at the page again. "WAIT HE- HE HAD A THING FOR GAM ONCE?!" He questioned making a gagging noise after a moment and throwing the notebook away from him with disgust. "THAT'S IT." He said, going back to his hive to, possibly, crawl into a ball in the corner of his room and isolate himself from everybody.