You're My Kryptonite-A BTR/1D Love Story

Chapter 21. Tyler's Video

You're My Kryptonite:

Chapter 21. Tyler's Video

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The next day, Tyler comes over and we get everything set up for my video.

I put the sign up and he presses play. I sit down and look at him. "Are you ready?"

"My body is ready." He says and we try not to laugh but we both fail miserably and start laughing.

"Okay, we gotta calm down." I sigh audibly and I scratch my nose 'cause I had an itch. "Hello, everyone! My name is Draco Malfoy." I say in Lauren Lopez's Draco voice.

"Umm..." Tyler looks at me confused and I giggle.

"I'm kidding!! My name is not Draco. It's Jaila Schmidt. And today, I'm here with Tyler Oakley! Say hi!"

"Hey everybody!" He says and waves. "What are we doing?" He asks.

"We're doing the "common white girl challenge"! Let's go!" I point to my laptop. "Can you hand me that?" I ask Tyler.

He hands it to me. "Here." He says.

"Thank you."

"You're welcome." He smiles.

I open it up. "So, I have my trusty laptop and I have a quiz ready. The quiz is on Quotev and it's by Prince Felix. Here we go!"

I click on it. "The first question is What is your favorite color? Out of these choices: Pink; Black, Purple, Red, Dark Colors; Green/Yellow/Orange; or other? Tyler, what is your favorite color?"

"It's a fluorescent beige." He says.

"Seriously? Like, what even is that?" I ask him.

"It's a pretty beige color. And bitch, yes I'm serious! Duh! That color or like a blue. I don't know. Probably the beige."

"I'm just gonna say green/yellow/orange. Because my favorite color is yellow and beige is like a yellow-y orange-y color sorta, okay. Yup." I click on that and question number 2 pops up.

"Question number 2: ROLEPLAYING! <3 With a little heart." I make a heart with my hands. "Anyway, I take you to the mall. The first store you go to...? Let's see. Abercrombie & --

"Bitch."

"It's Butch!"

"Wait what?"

"It's from Pokémon. You wouldn't understand."

"Ah."

"Anyway... Hot Topic; Victoria Secret; Food Court; Justice--"

"You probably went there when you were like, 12."

"I did. And I made Kendall come along. It was great. He hated it. Anyway, GAP; or Barnes & Noble? I would personally say the food court or Barnes & Noble. I'm a foodie and bookworm. What about you, Tyler?" I say and I see him texting his friend, Kory. I clear my throat. "Ahem." I say and he looks up.

"Oh shit! I kinda forgot we were filming."

"How...? Never mind." I see him trying not to laugh and I clear my throat a bit.

"What are the answers?" He asks.

I let him look at the laptop.

"I'd say the food court." He says as he hands me my laptop back.

"Same!" We high-five.

"Next question: I tell you I will buy you whatever you want, money is no object. What kinds of things will you buy? The answers are: wow these are long. Okay that's not an answer. I'm just saying. Anyway... The real answers are: A phone case/watch/lotion from one of the kiosks; Lots of band tees/skinny jeans/hoodies; Candy; Sweat pants/yoga pants/workout clothes; Some shorts and tank tops; Starbucks; I wouldn't want to spend you money! And then it says in parenthesis it says, (Me: Wow if someone offered to spend tons of money on me... I would totally except what the heck); Everything because money is no object wow; or Cute stuffies from the Disney store! I'd say the Disney store because as you all know, I love anything Disney. What about you, Tyler?" I ask him.