Dipper: Okay, I have to review the facts. Mabel sent me on a blind date, I'm at the Diner like she said, and at the table she told me to sit at is Pacifica Northwest. Does that mean that Mabel set me up with Pacifica? I thought for a bit. Should I sit down? If Pacifica wasn't my blind date, and she was just sitting there, I might just embarrass myself. I couldn't decide. Then Mabel pushed me from behind and I ran into Pacifica's table. She looked at me and blushed, then said "Oh! H-hi Dipper!". "Um, hi!" I said awkwardly. What could I say?! "So did Mabel-" I started. "Yes." she answered quickly. "Oh." I said. I just sat there and looked at her. She blushed and looked at her menu. Did she like me? I like her to, but do I like her that way?
Pacifica: WhatdoIsay?I'veneverbeenonadatebefore!!!I'msonervous,doImakesmalltalk?MaybeIaskhimwhathisfavoriteanimalis?! Okay, take a deep breath. I took a deep breath, and Dipper looked at me strange. I hid in my menu. Was I blushing?! Oh crap, I'm going to ask him what he would like to order. "Um, what would y-you like to order?" DANGIT! My voice is so shaky! "Uh, I guess a hamburger. I have some money." he said as he pulled out a wad of cash. "Don't worry, I've got us-I mean you covered." I pulled out a 100 dollar bill. He gawked at it. "You're parents just give you a hundred bucks just for food?" he said. I giggled. "Yeah, it's pretty cool." Really I have a lot of money in my wallet. About $10,000, course my parents don't like me anymore...
Dipper: We talked and ate. When we were done, I walked her home. When we reached her house, she turned around on the porch. "Thanks for walking me home Dipper!" I smiled and said "Your welcome Pacifica." I turned around and started walking off until I heard a voice scream, "Pacifica Elise Northwest!" I turned around and ran up to the window. I saw Mr. Northwest glaring at Pacifica. "You think you're still welcome here?" he yelled. "D-D-Dad what are y-you talking about?" she said cowering in fear. "I checked the security cams missy" he said, "And I saw you spreading mud all over our favorite carpet, and worse! Talking with commoners!" She looked like she was about to cry. "I-I'm sorry dad!" she said. "Sorry isn't enough! You're banned from Northwest Manor! You have 10 minutes to pack your things!"
Pacifica: I packed all the clothes I needed, and my phone and a few sandwiches. My dad keeps up with the other popular girls parents. I'm sure they've already heard about this. I didn't know where I'd live, since I was kicked out. I walked out the front gates and found Dipper waiting for me. "I heard all of it Cifica." he said. I sat down on the curb, put my head in my lap and started to cry. Suddenly, I felt his arm around me. I looked up and saw him looking at me like he cared about me. "Your parents were jerks to you." he started. "They're always jerks!" I shouted through tears! I realized I had yelled at him then I got up and ran. He put his hand on my shoulder and stopped me from running. "I'm sorry Cifica." he said. I turned towards him and he took his hand off my shoulder. "Come with me to the Mystery Shack. You can live with me and Mabel!" he said smiling. "R-Really?!" I said. I hugged him with full force. Then I pulled away. "Thank you Dipper!" I said smiling. We went to the Mystery Shack and went to his room. He said I could sleep with Mabel, but she was asleep with Candy and Grenda at her sides. "Um, now what?" I said. "I guess you could sleep in my bed and I can sleep on the floor?" he said. "No, it's your house! You can't sleep on the floor! I'll sleep on the floor." "Cifica, you take the bed! I slept outside with a wolf chewing on my leg once!" he said. I sighed. "Why don't we just..." I think I blushed, "Sleep together." He shrugged. "I guess that's one way to solve the problem." he said.
Pacifica: I got in bed and went to sleep. I was in the Mystery Shack. I looked on the other side of the bed and Dipper wasn't there. I walked around the shack, but no one was there. Then, a yellow triangle appeared out of no where! "Hey hey hey! If it isn't the llama! How you been doin?" it said. I was astonished! "Wha-W-Who are you?" I stamered. "Wha-Who-When?" he said. He laughed hard. "Quit being stupid llama! Name's Bill Cipher! It's been a while since I gave your parents that enchanted bell that would control you!" Then he laughed super hard. "You-You did what?!" I yelled at him. He laughed some more. "Hey, I made a deal. And, if you ever wanna see Pine tree again, you'll make ME a deal..."
