Episode 2

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"Carl! What on earth was all that for?"

"Uh- I'm not sure what your referring to" 

"You sunk an entire cruise ship, Carl!" 

"Are- are you sure it was me? I- I would think I would remember something like that"

"Carl, I saw you fire a harpoon into the captains face" 

"That sounds dangerous"

"You were head butting children off the edge of the ship-" 

"That must have been horrifying to watch"

"And then you started making out with the ice sculpture" 

"Thank God that the children weren't on board to see it"

"Uh, Carl. Why is the lifeboat all red and sticky." 

"Well you can say it is all red and sticky" 

"Carl what are we standing in?"

"Would you believe it's a strawberry milkshake?"

"No, I will not believe that"

"Uh- melted gumdrops"

"No" 

"Boat nectar"

"No" 

"Some of God's tears"

"Tell me the truth, Carl" 

"Fine, it's the lovely elderly couple from Two B"

"Caaaarrrlllll"

"Well- uh- they were taking all the crescent roles"

"I can't believe what I'm hearing" 

"I will not apologize for art"

"Where are the other lifeboats?"

"Wow you won the prize, I didn't even notice that"

"Where are all the other lifeboats, Carl."

"Looking at the tergecttory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean, I bit lots of holes in them"

"Caaaarl"

"Well I have a problem I have a serious problem."

"It's just terrible today"

"Ssshh.... Do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness."

"That's the sound of people drowning, Carl" 

"That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence." 

Voices by Chris Alex, and Jason Steele

Created by, Jason Steele

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