Chapter 4.
A man walked into a bar with his friend and ordered h2o and his friend ‘I’d like h2o2 ‘ their orders came and the friend died (insert evil laughter her) let us have a moment of silence for this poor man that wanted to have the same drink as his friend. In remembrance of this man let us comment and vote for this book.
‘Okay, are you ready for this?’
‘What do actually think you are doing?’ panic laced in my voice, I think I was gonna piss my panties
‘Okay I admit it you are bad I mean you are really bad, the worst, and the baddest can we go now.’
‘Wait I haven’t finished yet’ he stupidly said
He didn’t consider the fact that we could get caught by the principal, ‘Stupid boy’ I kept mumbling to myself.
He decided to spray paint the whole football team and the teachers’ car and he expected me to help what did I look like to him? I started mumbling to my various song choices and I told him ‘I don’t wanna do this anymore’
‘Shut up and spray paint that’s why you’re here, you are not here to sing for me okay, now get to work’
Oh nobody orders me around; I sat down on the floor
He blatantly ignored me. Me. The cheek of that little cow. I threw a mini tantrum looking at him; instead he was admiring his work. Why couldn’t he be nice to me I was nice to me and I was nice to everyone (well most of them: peasants)
He glanced my way and laughed, I mean he actually laughed.
‘I knew you were always a little bundle of stuff when I met you. But seriously if you don’t stand up and help me I will own up that it was you and the principal will actually believe me because if you don’t know everyone still thinks I'm still in lesson the teacher will vouch for me but she might say you walked out of her lesson.’
‘You wouldn’t dare, you are bluffing I said standing up from my position on the floor
‘Wanna bet’ he said walking to the school
‘Fine, you witch, ‘I hope you burn’
‘Yeah, whatever I don’t care’ he returned to his work laughing
I had a little fun designing Stacey Kilburn’s car. I had to take a picture of my handiwork. I liked it.
‘I’m hungry I’m leaving’ he threw the can on the floor and started walking off
I trailed after him ‘erm where does that leave me’
‘I really don’t care what you do, do what you do best… disappear’
‘Erm, a little rude aren’t we ‘
‘I try meerkat and okay I kind of used you, now you can leave me’
‘Sorry, you want me to stand outside in this stupid cold weather’
‘Erm, I didn’t say stand outside go some where I can’t see you, you aren’t my problem’
‘Oh, your problem’ half shouting at him ‘Do I look like a fishy problem to you? Am I fricking bacteria? No tell me, am I germy? I went to his face and looked straight at him which is pretty hard when you are looking at someone who is very good-looking with lovely hair and an eight pack might I add
‘You are going to take me with you and by the time school is over you will drop me at my boyfriend’s school, okay?’
Surprisingly he sighed and said ‘yes’
