Chapter 3.
I got the moves like jagger
I got the moo moo moves like jagger
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Eat rice (it’s surprisingly healthy)
It’s been a long long while (sorry I was bored when I wrote this)
It’s been two months since I’ve known Sarah, Quick update on my life I’m going out with Lee (the gorgeous monkey asked me out *insert cliché phrase), Sarah has generated into our group (turns out she’s a really cool rat) Aiden barely talks to anyone at school anymore he just has sex with girls: he’s the bad boy of school (I gots to say the tattoos on his eight pack are still very appealing)
At school we were having a conversation on Ewoks, Sarah was half shouting I was laughing and eating skittles and nodding my head laughing my head off
‘Ewoks was created in May 25 1983 and split up star wars fans the people that were born during the time it was made hate it i.e. our parents, teachers etc but people that were born after the making of this epic part of star wars loved it i.e. me and you (signaling to all of us on the table) because it reminds a teddy bear that’s cuddly but vicious as well… and that’s the truth’ she drank a glass of water quickly
The whole table started laughing really loudly, I was crying ‘you are really obsessed about this’
Aiden walked into the cafeteria. All the girls turned around to look at him. It was the marina and the diamonds ‘heartbreaker’ started playing ‘this is how to be a heartbreaker’ he strode towards our table for the first time he actually spoke.
‘Sarah, where’s my keys that I gave you this morning I’m leaving school’
I swear I was checking him out with his lip piercing, he looked very yummy. I started thinking about food then lollipop by Mika came to my head and I started nodding to song in my head and mumbling the words ‘suck too hard on your lollipop oh love’s gonna get you down’
‘You still do that huh’ he asked me pointedly with a little smile on his lips
Mila nudged me ‘reply then midget’
I woke up from my trance and I was like ‘yeah, cool mate’
He laughed and collected his keys and walked off.
When he walked out of the cafeteria, all conversation resumed back to normal on the entire table Aiden Summers, now has the power to stop conversation in a cafeteria. Fascinating.
I was really bored and we started talking about band slam. (I love Aly Michalka) the best song in that movie is amphetamine. ‘You got to be cool, you got to behave’ I climbed on the table doing the rock pose I could think of, waving my red hair and just singing along to the song.
The bell rang and I grabbed all my stuff and went to English literature (happiness, I love English lit. a lot)
I hurriedly went to my class and brought out my books expectantly with everyone (we are in the same classroom
‘Hello, Miss Suarez you are not in my class anymore, such a pity I quite enjoyed have your fresh perspective on E.E Cummings but we decided to move you to a higher class’
‘No, I don’t wanna go there, I guess I gotta go there but who do I talk about this to, I need to know, I don’t want to move.’
The ‘higher’ class as she called it, was a class were all the smart people I hated consisted, some of them kept on showing off with their smart mouth (but on the bright side you will be the coolest one there)
‘Shut up brain’. Everyone stared at me.
So I started talking about Romeo and Juliet ‘ Now Romeo and Juliet we can’t understand if he really loves her or if it is infatuation because if it is everyone has based their love lives on a lie including my parents love life is based on a lie and that means that my life is based on a lie and that means I could never find love again in my life and that is really upsetting because that means that my boyfriend doesn’t actually love me and we might further on create different generation based on a lie that is incomplete and untrue I don’t like this life what if someone is controlling our movement like we play with dolls that means someone is making speak like this and I am being controlled by someone so when I say peasants it isn’t really me someone is controlling me. This is totally unfair by the way I feel, I bet E.E Cummings felt the exact same way when he was writing next to of course god america I and-‘
‘Now miss Suarez as much as I love your interesting insight you have to go’
I sighed and packed my things and as I left I got a standing ovation from my class. I waved to them and quoted kal hoo naa ho ‘we should never really say good bye because it isn’t really forever’
I walked to my new classroom and looked around there were like only 8 people in the classroom. I took a seat at the back and waited for the teacher to address me or be at least nice to me. All the teacher said was write 2 essays each comparing 2 poems on the cultural and social effect it has on the reader.
‘What the flying rat’ (I actually said this out loud)
I think she ignored me purposely
‘Well if you don’t like my look I don’t really give a damn’ I replied to her
I got no response again
‘Hairspray huh’
‘How did you know that’ I asked turning to look side ways and lo and behold it was Aiden summers sitting beside me looking so comfortable and relaxed? I could see his rippling eight pack and the tattoo across it.
‘Can I touch it? ‘(This was meant to be said in my head?)
‘Touch what my body? You need to stop drooling you are best friends with my sister’
‘Don’t be stupid I meant your (glossy, luxurious hair- I kept this one in my head) top’
‘My top? I’m confused really’
‘Yeah, your top I want to know if it is cotton or polyester you never know’
‘Yeah right, a little freaked out now’
‘How did you get here I thought you went out of school’ I asked trying to change the subject.
‘Umm considering this is my class and I got caught when trying to leave the school’
‘Lol, so you got caught now, did you laddie? Not so bad now, are you?’
‘I can show you how bad I am’
‘Show me then’
‘Come with me then’
‘No, you could be a serial killer for all I know’
‘I'm your bloody neighbor how can I be a serial killer’
‘Well the moans and grunts I hear most nights do keep awake’
‘Babes that’s what I do, I give satisfaction, I am an orgasmiologist don’t worry you’ll have a go on the old boy sooner or later. I’m like mother Theresa I have to give my love out to all the ladies. I have a gift you know’
‘Ew’.
‘Want to see how bad I am then?’
‘Fine. You are such a big baby anyways’
‘Let’s go’ he grabbed my arm and started walking out of the classroom and the teacher didn’t even react I swear she doesn’t even care to be honest.
