Percy vs. Lee

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Lee was intent on calling Percy Foxy, which made him very uncomfortable.
"LOCK THE DOORS!
FOXY'S GONNA KILL ME!
I DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE THE PUPPET!!!
EVE N THOUGH PHONE GUY'S DEAD, FOXY WILL DO THE DEED INSTEAD!!!!
IMA SENDIN' YOU TO TARTARUS!!!"
That last remark struck a nerve with Percy. Going to Tartarus does that to you. He took Lee by the shirt collar, thrust his hand into Lee's pocket, until he felt a familiar plastic and celestial bronze
pen.
Unbeknownst to the two demigods locked in hand-to-hand combat, all of Camp Half-Blood had gathered at a distance, near the Big House, to spectate.
"Percy's gonna absolutely wreck him."
"No, Lee is."
"Dude, have you even MET Percy?"
The two fighting were now on the ground, rolling.
Percy had managed to wrench Riptide from Lee's death grip on it, and was now shoving it in his pocket while trying to avoid breaking his arm.
*scuffle*
*loud cursing and mentioning of Foxy*
*Annabeth comes out of the Athena cabin, and notices the brawl near the lake*
"I guess Seaweed Brain finally snapped at the kid."
Annabeth ran over to separate the two.
Lee:
*looks up*
"CHICA!!!!!!"
*shoves Percy off of him*
Annabeth stares at him, offended.
"Did you call me Chick????"
"He called me--SHUTTUP!!-- Foxy, if that--OW!--helps," Percy exclaimed.
*stands up*
YOU SHALL ALL DIEEEEEEEEE
*points at Chiron, Percy, Annabeth, and Piper in turn*
*starts to run*
"FREDDY AND FOXY AND CHICA AND BONNIE ARE GONNA DIEEEEE"
*Annabeth and Piper stare, while Percy chases him while swearing and Chiron just rubs his temple in exasperation*
Percy persists on running down the son of Hermes.
"IMA CATCH YOU!!!!"
*labored breathing*
"NO ONE CALLS ME FOXY AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!"
Annabeth is still perplexed, and slightly offended.
"Chica??"

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