"Boy, you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass?
You got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah, that's the super bass" I sang loudly while putting on some clothing. Yes, the propper word is clothing. Hehe. ANYWAY, I'm hanging out with the buds today. No, not One Direction. I do have other friends, you know. I'm pretty popular. I LOVE EVERYBODY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! no. I actually HATE the girls who think they rule the world. they annoy me, but they talk to me... A LOT! But I'm going to my best friend's house. His name is Josh and he's a hottie, I gotta say. He is the heart-throb of the school... MAYBE THAT'S WHY THE POPULAR GIRLS TALK TO ME!!!!!! Josh and I are gonna have to talk about that..
So... yup. I got to Josh's house and saw he had guests over. I AM GOING TO BE SO MAD IF IT'S THE UNICORNS THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET ME THE OTHER DAY!!! I walk up to the door and knock on it like someone is trying to kill me. yup. Then i realize I have a key to his house hidden in a bush somewhere!!! Hehehehehe! He still doesn't know. *insert evil face here*
When I opened the door, I was horrified. MY STOMACHE IS GROWLING!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA! KITCHEN TIME! Josh never trusts me in his kitchen... He says i eat to much and need to go on a diet. no. I am skinny thank you very much, Josh.
The fridge has pudding! He must have known I was coming. Let's see, do i want vanilla, chocolate, or both? ............................... BOTH!
"Josh, I think Caroline's here!" i hear my friend Thomas yell from the stair that leads upward. "CAROLINE! STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN! NO! I JUST GOT ALL OF THAT FOOD! NOOOOO!" Josh yelled frantically. LOL! "Calm yourself! I'm just eating some pudding!" i said normally. He really does need to take a chill pill.
"Who would be texting you? Last time I checked, I was one of the only 5 people with your number. Plus, those people are your mom, dad, sister, umm... Annie.. and I." Josh said with a smirk on his face that faded a tad toward the end. Well, let me see who has texted the most wonderful me. I made my way to pick up the phone, but Josh ran to get it before me. He succeded. "JOSH! GIVE IT BACK!" i yelled at him. "I WON'T GIVE IT BACK UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHO 'TOMMO THE SEXIEST MAN ON THE PLANET' IS! BECAUSE I KNOW HIS NAME IS A LIE. You are standing in the presence of him right now." he replied. WAIT. LOUIS!! But I can't let JOSH know I'm excited. He'd make fun of me for the rest of my life!!! "Oh. You mean Thomas? Because now you're definately the lier." I turned around and saw Thomas thinking about what I said. It took him a while, but he finally understood. "HEY!! You're so mean. I have to study anyway. College REALLY pays off, though." he said, trying to make me feel guilty for not going to college. But I still go TO the college, I just help the teachers instead of learn. So, yes. I still experience all of that grouping crap. I know, it makes no sense.
Josh sat down on the couch and I started to get worried. "I think it's time to have 'The Talk'." He said. OH NO! NOT AGAIN! He does this every single time I like someone. "GIVE ME THE PHONE FIRST!" I scream in his ear because he had pulled me to sit on his lap.
He gave me my phone and I looked at the text Louis had sent me. It read:
Hey Lini! Wanna come with me to the recording studio? I'm very alone. The Tommo needs some company. :( Pweese????
Okay... "Hey, Josh. Sorry to cut things short, but I gotta go! Tell the unicorns to take their showers and go to bed before 9:30, or they're grounded!" I yelled at him as I ran out the door. Hehe! Louis.. Woah. WHAT THE PUDDING FUDGE AM I DOING?! I just ran away from my BEST friend because I want to se a boy? This is NOT like me. I'm not even obsessed with boys! I need to start thinking about my blueberry muffins. What? Oh. I mean my actions. I'm still hungry! Stop judging me!!!!
