My eyes flutter open to the smell of bacon cooking. I look around not remembering where the hell I was. I sit up and glance around again. Then I remember. Dan and Phil's flat. I can't help squeal. I hear a pan clatter.
"Phil!" I hear Dan say. "You were suppose to surprise her and now you definitely woke her up!" I can't help but giggle. I swing my legs over and my feet touch the cool carpet. My arms stretch out as I yawn. I stands up and walk towards the kitichen. I see the guys cooking with their backs to me. My hand goes to my mouth as I hold back laughter. I watch them bussel around the kitchen for a minute without them noticing me. Finally, to ruin the moment, I sneeze. I hate my sneezes because they are so soft. Everyone says I sneeze like a kitten. Both Dan and Phil look up.
"Awww!" Phil says walking over and giving me a hug. I roll my eyes before huging Phil back. OMG I just hugged AmazingPhil!! I head lands on his chest as I wrap my hands around him. He releases before walking back to cooking.
Dan puts the last strawberry on the plate before saying,"Done!" He sets the plate in front of one of the stools at the breakfast counter. I take a seat. I cut the pancake and take a bite.
"Mmmm!" I say as the expolision of taste fills my mouth. I close my eyes and enjoy the taste. I hear Dan and Phil laughing and I snap my eyes open. "Wha?" I say with pancake in my mouth.
I look behind me and see Alex making silly faces. I don't know when he got there but I don't care. I shove him back with a laugh. "Jerk." I say. Alex walks back and hugs me.
"Sorry, Jo the Mo Fo." he says laughing. Dan and Phil laughed harder. I wish they would stop. I release before glaring at them all. I can't help but laugh along. I take a bit of whip cream, lean over the counter, and put some on Dan's nose. His nose instantly scrunches up as he tries to lick it off. I bit my lip as I hold back laughter. I finish my food before standing up. Dan links his arm in mine.
"My dear lady, would you like to go to town?" he says. I look down at myself.
"Not quiet yet, sir, PJ's are not the best attire for this occasion." I say.
"What's wrong with PJ?" Phil says laughing.
"No no no no!" I say shaking my head and hands. "I meant pajamas! PJ is awesome!" I say.
"I know. I know." Phil says giggling. I roll my eyes, grab my suit case, and hed to the bathroom. I get ready to go to town. In London. England. F*CK YEAH!
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My Life with Dan and Phil (danisnotonfire love story)
FanfictionJo...loves danisnotonfire. What happens when she finds out that she is related to AmazingPhil?! (Finished...originally I wrote it on quotev and copied it to here! all mine!)