Katie

2015

Katie Roswell.

That's the name on everyone's lips. She's a sweet, if not fandom obsessed girl, who is surrounded by terrible people, who she named Katie number something, because of her recent obsession with scream queens, and it's rumored she changed her middle name to Oberlin. In total there are 7 of them, but nobody cares about her minions.

With long black hair, and a great body, not too thin or too thick, she is a figure of beauty, however her wealth has caused greedy people to flock to her.

Katie #2 is a short, Asian girl who is extremely protective of Katie. She's extremely superstitious and apparently two girls where murdered in this school like 17 years ago, and the situation was remarkably similar to Katie's. That superstition makes her totally certain that people are going to be killed this year.

Katie #3 is a extremely pretty, and equally unintelligent blonde girl. She's still head cheerleader, and I would say she'd probably ending up working on a poll if she didn't come from a rich family.

Katie #4's real name is Rashida Kumar, and she's an Indian exchange student who is in the process of relocating here permanently. She used to be unremarkable, but thanks to Katie's
money, she's now considered to be a hot piece, but she's ravenously insecure.

Katie #5 in the nicest words, is a conniving bitch, and proves every redhead stereotype other the allergies true. I know she wants to be #1, but nobody else can see it for some reason.

#6 and #7 are twins that are probably the result of mental linking experimentation, because they literally always speak at the same time, and always have. Once #7 answered a algebra problem #6 out loud at the same time #6 did, when she was in a totally different classroom. They're shady. People don't just say y=(3x+4)/7 randomly.

Of course, my life doesn't revolve around Katie Roswell any more than any other persons does, and I have my own friends. Kat and KJ.

Katarina Gomez is a slender Guatemalan beauty, but she has a lot of drive and a lot of ego. She's a good singer, and knows it. Her mom sucks though, super strict. Her father is apparently Russian, witch is why her name is not Spanish whatsoever, but I don't understand why that matters because he was out of the picture.

Katie Jean Alwood, better know as KJ, is a boring, dull, monotonous person. She always dresses in all black, with the exception of a gold necklace that belonged to father. Supposedly died helping her pregnant mother escape a shooting in a 7/11. I've heard her mom talk about him. He sounded like a great guy.

My name is Katie Beth Cooper. I'm a pretty middle person. Nothing much happens to me, so I listen in on other people. I'm a serial eavsdropper, so naturally I know everything about everyone. I learned how to listen in on people after people started talking about how my mom died in labour, now I just always do it. Miranda Olivet is 4 months pregnant and just now found out today, because the baby kicked.

I open my locker. First day of senior year. I'm not excited to be here, but I'm ready to be done with school for good. KJ walks up to me.

"What's your first class?" She says in her classic emotionless voice.

"Calculus. You?"

"World Studies. I hate this school. I hate my life. I can't wait to turn 18 so I can become a pornstar or stripper or something. Say whose that with Katie?"

I turn to see a new girl with Katie. Beautiful, dark skinned, and decked out in the latest fashion, probably courtesy of Katie, she buys entire collections to make sure the whole squad matches.

"I wanna be rich." Says KJ

"Hey bitches!" Squeals the ever vibrant Kat, running over to us, "how was summer?"

"I have an idea." Says KJ, totally ignoring Kat

"What?" I ask

"We can join the Katies, and pawn the clothes after they go out of season, and have lots of money."

"Where is this idea even coming from?" I ask

"I just realized I don't wanna be a stripper or a pornstar. I wanna be an empowered educated woman. Like Michelle Obama, or Sarah Palin, or Jennifer Lawrence. So I need to be rich."

"Ok, but what about the likelihood that they're all going to be murdered this year." I question

"Katie Inglekin never even existed, all of her supposed minions vanished into this air the second after she supposedly died, and she's not even on the wall of prom queens, and most people say the school wasn't even fully constructed until 2000. It's a myth." Explained Kat

"You could never cover a murder to the point they covered this up, if it did happen. Katie Inglekin? Vanished. 19 minions? Vanished. Supposed baby? Vanished. Prom date guy? Vanished. Display window? Vanished. The janitors closet next to the main office? Vanished! This school wasn't even in session until 2001! It's a poorly fabricated myth." Insisted KJ

"Fine. Sure. Whatever. I'll do it, but how are we going to get in with them anyways."

"Ask?" Shrugged KJ