I wrote this to convince my friend Itzel to watch omfgitsjackanddean. It worked. :P [P.s. you should too!]
Imagine you and Lizzie are over at Dan and Phil's flat. They've gone for takeaway and you girls have stayed behind. You're laying on the floor, comfortably working on a nice sketch while your best friend is over yonder on Phil's laptop. The door opens and Dan comes in with a plastic bag filled with yummy smelling Chinese food. "Hey, babe." He sets the food on the counter and comes over to you. "Nice sketch; I'm liking it!" he says as he towers over you, looking at the emerging art below him. "Thanks," You grin up at your sweet boyfriend. "Where's Phil at?" Lizzie asks from the couch. Dan goes over. "He was right behind me. He probably got delayed in the lift or something, the turnip!" He laughs in his adorable way. "Anyway, Itzel's drawing. What are you up to on the interwebs, Lizzie?" "Watching some omfgitsjackanddean," she replies. "They're my favorite aside from you and Phil, you know." "Right after!" Dan states. He takes a seat and five seconds later they both laugh. Dan turns to you. "Pretzel, have you ever watched one of these videos?" "Uh-uh." "I've begged her to before!" Lizzie says. Dan looks back at you with a pouty face. "But baby! Jack and Dean are our friends. Plus, Phil and I totally appeared in one of their skits. I thought you loved me..." Uh oh-adorable guilting boyfriend! He holds his arms out to you. "Come here," he pleads with puppy-dog eyes. Wow, he's laying it on. You sigh and get up. You become enclosed in Dan's arms and feel the warmth of his hug as you sit on his lap and breath in his delicious sent. "Find the right one, Lizzie!" Dan commands. As she searches, Phil finally pops in with two more bags of takeaway. "Hey guys! Oh, what's going on?" "Force-feeding Itzel some omfgitsjackanddean," Dan replies. "Ooooh fun!" he says and makes his bags join Dan's in the kitchen. He plops down next to Lizzie, his girlfriend, and you all enjoy 'Doubles.' You laugh. You like it. You love it. Everyone gives you a bit of a hard time for a minute and then the four best friends and cutest couples in England get off their butts and fix themselves plates of Chinese...and then head back to the couch where you gladly suffer through a Jack and Dean marathon together, food in hand, laughter in your mouth, a smile on your lips, and friends by your side.
