Kidnapped by BVB

am I that famous

"ERMERGED" the purple haired chick squealed.

"ERMERGED" I squealed back.

"...wait, you are Kitty right and i'm not just screaming about some other chick" she asked and I laughed.

"Nope I is le famous Kitty Biersack" I said and she laughed.

"You're even weirder in real life...then again I can't talk" she said.

"OH YEEEEAAAH i'm Lia Fuentes" she said with a weird face.

"WELLLLLLS imma call you mini mikey potter hands" I said and she laughed.

"Well them imma call you...um...WHEN IS JAIME WHEN YOU NEED HIM" she yelled and I laughed.

"I'm kidding stupid but you're my new cunt nugget...seeing as I already have a cuntcake and cunt muffin but yeah YOU'RE MY CUNT NUGGET" I said and she laughed.

"WAIT...are you secretly part Australian because usually most Aussies like myself call their mates cunts OH MY GOD IF YOU ARE SECRETLY PART AUSTRALIAN IMMA DIE" she yelled and I laughed.

"No...i'm not part Australian but I did go to a boreding school there I know the slang" I said and she laughed.

We started talking about random stuff like how cute emo guys are.

"OWWWW MY FUCKING OVARIES" Lia yelled doubled over in pain.

"Dude...you aren't" I said and she nodded.

"DADDDDDDDDDDYY THE PILLS WORE OFF I NEED MORE" she yelled and I laughed.

I saw Mike run over with some pills and monster. Lia quickly took the pills and lied back down.

"I fucking hate my period" she said and I laughed more.

"Hey...why doesn't your...cousin talking to us" I asked and she frowned.

"She's pissed off at me because I don't wanna leave the bus because of my period and it fucking hurts to move" she and I frowned.

"If I were her I would just stay and watch movies with you because my period is coming really soon like seriously dude not even funny" I said as she burst out laughing.

We ended up watching movies all day and being weird. I had to go home and she gave me her number so i'm not texting Mike. I headed back to the bus and I saw Andy and this random chick making out.

"MY POOR EYES MY INNOCENT EYES NOOOO" I yelled and fell to the ground.

"Hey sweetheart" Andy said and I flipped him off.

"Dude get a room like damn my eyes do not need porn" I said and Jinxx spat out his water.

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I know it's like really fucking short but i'm to lazy for this also um...hehe, kinda got suspended from school...and got into two fights soo...yeah, the knife didn't know I had it in my pencil case and the fights she started them both I didn't nothing but hit back in 'self defense' so yeah that happened and so i'm suspended until Wednesday or Tuesday for everyone who isn't in Australia because timezones are mother fuckers ok ADIOS

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