Husband- hey I don't think this is really working, I'm breaking up with you.
Wife- I'm your wife... you cant exactly break up with me. I'm living in your house. You could just walk over to the other side of the room and tell me you want to get a divorce.
Husband- oops sorry, that was meant for someone else.
Wife- oh ok ☺
Wife- wait.. WHAT?
YOU ARE READING
Joke Book
HumorThese are just random things that i found on google, tumblr, etc. I don't own any of this stuff so please no hate. Cover by: -ocmendes
