Yesterday I was at the shops with my mother we walked down one of the food isles and saw a variety of jams I saw strawberry jam,bacon jam,plum jam,apricot jam,raspberry jam and animal jam...
Wait... animal jam
Since when were we mashing up animals and making them into jam
I walk up to my mum with a jar of animal jam and ask her if I can have some animal jam
She says.. he'll no I'm not letting you eat animals
Than I say...but we ate chicken last night and my mother goes quiet and silently buys me animal jam
