Ben: La Cherie Mademoiselle.
It is with greatest pride and pleasure.
That we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to relax. Let us pull up a chair. As the dining room presents... YOUR DINNER!
Be..our...guest!
Be our guest! Put our service to the test.
Tie you napkin around your neck,cherie.
And we'll provide the rest!
Soup du jour.
Hot hors d'oeuvres.
Why,we only live to serve.
Try the grey stuff.
Its delicious!
Don't believe me?
Ask the dishes.
They can sing!
They can dance!
After all,Miss,this is France.
And the dinner here is never second best.
Go on,unfold your menu.
Take a glance and then you'll
Be Our Guest.
Oui,our guest.
Beef ragout.
Cheese souffle.
Pie and pudding "en flambe."
We'll prepare and serve with flair.
A culinary cabaret!
Your alone.
And your scared.
But the bouqets all prepared.
No ones gloomy or complaining.
While the flatwares entertaining.
We tell jokes.
I do tricks.
With my fellow candle sticks.
And its all in perfect taste.
That you can bet.
Come on and lift your glass.
You've won your own free pass.
To be our guest.
If your stressed. Its fine dining we suggest.
Be Our Guest.
Be Our Guest.
Be Our Guest.
Life is so unnerving.
For a servant whos not serving.
Hes not whole without a soul to wait upon. Ah,those good old days when we were useful. Suddenly those good days are gone.
Ten years we've been rusting.
Needing so much more then dusting.
Needing exercise,a chamce to use our skills! Most fays we juat lay around in the castle. Flabby fat and lazy.
You walked in,and oops-a-daisy!
Its a guest!
Its a guest!
Sakes alive,well I'll be blessed!
Wines been poured and thank the Lord!
I've had the napkins freshly pressed.
With desert.
She'll want tea.
Anf my dear thats fine with me.
While the cups do their soft shoein'
I'll be bubbling,I'll be brewing.
I'll get warm.
Piping hot.
Fpr heavens sake! Is that a spot?
Clean it up!
We want the company impressed.
We've got a lot to do.
Is it one lump or two?
For you,our guest!
She's our guest!
She's our guest!
She's our guest!
Be our guest.
Be our guest.
Our command is your request.
Its been ten years since we had anybody here.
And we're obsessed.
With your meal.
With your ease.
Yes,indeed,we aim to please.
While the candlelights still glowing.
Let us help you.
We'll keep going.
Course by course.
One by one.
'til you shout,"Enough I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you of to sleep as you digest.
Tonight you'll prop you feet up.
But for now lets eat up!
Be Our Guest!
Be Our Guest!
Be Our Guest!
Please Be Our Guest!
