Rose X Kohring

date? or naw

Sorry I haven't been updating. I'm sort of in the middle of moving a so I've been busy. Also I needed to get more info about each teacher *rape face*. Just kidding -or am I- anyway enjoy the update.

Also, @TimelordWithAnImpala edited this, so hi.mention a user

Albin's POV (aka Mr. Rose)

"Making my way downtown, Royal Oak, going to see Kieth, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh".
HONK HONK! Suddenly a car swerved in front of me. I hit the breaks so I wouldn't hit the person in front of me. Luckily, I stopped just in time. Oh great Scott.
Soon, I was was in the parking lot of Panera. I saw Keith standing in front of the door, looking out for me. I got out of the car and started to head towards Keith. He soon noticed me and started to wave with a warm smile on his face.

"Hey Mr. Rose- I mean Albin" He said, opening the door for me. I closed my eyes and inhaled the aroma of fresh bread in the air. Mmmmmm. That smells nice.

"Table for two?" Suddenly, there was a waiter wearing a name tag read Dean, in big bold letters and wore a trench coat.

"Yes, thank you." Keith replied to the strange man. We followed him to a booth towards the back by a window. The seats were slightly torn and unfurnished. I sat on one side of the booth while Keith sat on the other.

There was silence between us untill he decided to speak up "Well, Albin, how was your first day teaching?"

"It was fine. I guess."

"You guess?"

"The students are really energetic. Especially these particular group of students Marley, Olive and Karen and this other weird kid named Alfalko or Alfatso or something like that."

Keith started to snicker at my pronunciation of my student's name.

"Hey it's not my fault! I can't memorize every students name. There's to many goddamn children at this school!"

Soon his snickers turned into roars of laughter.

"Its not funny!" I said.

"Yes it is"

"No it's not, band geek."

He soon stopped his laughter and looked at me with a stern face.

"What did you just say to me, orch-a-dork?"

"Hold up. I think ima have to kill a bitch today." I glaired at him.

"I'm going to tell your students you said that. It seems their teacher has a bad side". He started to wiggle his eyebrows and smirked mischievously.

"You wouldn't da-"

"Umm, would you two like some appetizers or something to drink or am I interupting something?" There soon was the weird man who wore a trench coat.

"Oh, don't worry, you're not interrupting anything." Keith said still not taking his glare off of me. "I would like a Coke, so would my lovely friend Albin."

"No the hell I don't. Scratch out what he said and give me a Sprite, please and thank you."

"Ok, anything else?"

"No." We both said in unison.

"Ok then, I'll be back to take your order."

I quickly turned back to face Keith. "I hate Coke." I said menacingly.

"How was I suppose to know?" Then, he started to laugh. His laugh is so cute- wait, what was I thinking?

"What's so funny now"

"Haha, it's so funny how were arguing like an old couple."

"Who are you calling old? My wife says I don't look a day over 22" I stuck my tongue out at him.

"Riiiiiight." Keith said, rolling his eyes sarcastically.

"Don't we need to figure out what were going to eat?" I pointed out. I grabbed the menu and hit him right in the middle of his head and started searching for food Idiot.

I decided on grilled cheese with a bowl of tomato soup. While he decided to get a ham sandwich on cheese bread with chips. The weird dude came back and we have him or orders. As we waited for our food we talked about the collages we went to the places we've been our wives and our children. Soon the food was here.

"Mmmmm, smells nice" I inhaled the smell of the food. I took a bite "Oh... My... God! This sandwich is so fucking good I could eat like twelve of these."

"Fat ass" Keith mumbled under his breath, but loud enough so I could hear it.

"I've had enough of your shit for one night, Keith."

"Shut up, you know you're in love with me"

"As if. For one I'm not gay and two even if I was gay I wouldn't be gay for you."

"Why you lyin why you always lyin, ooooohh omg stop fuckin lyin."

"I hope you choke on your food dumbass."

"I rather choke on food than choke on what you choke on". He stuck a finger in mouth.

"How are you an adult?" I sighed As I took my sandwich and dipped it in the tomato soup. I took out my phone 8:39 oh no I forgot to tell Claire I'm not coming.

"Hope you don't mind but I have to call my wife and tell her I'll be coming home late".

"Go ahead speaking of your wife I might want to leave her a text telling her that I'll be late home too".

While he pulled his phone out to text his wife I went outside and called mines. Oh great Scott I'm probably going to get yelled at big time. Soon I heard Claire's voice "where are you?" she said blankly sending chills down my spine.

"I'm sorry i know we planned to go out to dinner but I decided to go out with a friend"

"A "friend" you say. Does that friend happen to be female"

"No no of course not he's a friend from work I swear".

"Well ok just do be out to late bye" she hung up the phone before I could say bye back. Uggh my life sucks. I walked back into Panera forcing a fake smile so there wouldn't be an suspicion that something was wrong.

Keith started to stand up and walk towards me

"I paid for the Bill already"

"Why? I could've paid for my self you know."

"Well that's what co-workers do" he chuckled and held out hand and I put mines in his and shook it. Even though we just met it felt like I'd known him my whole life.

"See you tomorrow."

"See ya."

I left and started to walk towards my car with a warm feeling in my heart and but I quickly shook it off. I had more important things to worry about like how I was going to face my wife oh great scott.

Me: How was your date?

Albin: it wasn't a date just a friendly meet up.

Me: Riiiiiight.

Keith: you are my lover

Rose: No the hell I'm not!

Keith: let me rephrase that you wish you were my lover.

Rose: why do you guys ship this.

Me and Keith: because we can.

Rose: oh great Scott.

Me: see you next update and don't forget to

Keith: vote

Rose: and comment