Firstly, you probably clicked on this pile of rubbish because Dwayne with Saitama's face was the cover and thought this has something to do with that. You're wrong you stupid little #%@*.
Sorry for swearing, pls no report ily <3
Firstly, the cover literally has no connection with this story. Secondly I don't even think this is going to be a story because it's 10 pm and i'm bored and I decided to write something on Wattpad.
Facebook got boring. And so did YouTube.
And so did Pewdiepie
*RANDOM FANGIRL IN THE BACKGROUND STARTS THROWING POOP*
Jesus, fangirls are scary af. I'm glad i'm not famous and hot
Or am I ;)
DUDE MY FRIEND JUST BURNED ME
SO I WAS STATING MY OPINION ON WHY I"M CUTE AF AND HE SAID
"Opinions are like a mixtape"
"I don't want to hear yours"
OOOOOOH
WHY U ALL UP IN MAH P*SSY BOIIIII
We need more Homosapians (idfk how to spell) like that.
Should I write more or should I just stop?
Tumblr is amazing
So is Greg
*RANDOM SEXUAL NOISES* UGGCIXFYFZDJ GREGYOU"REJUSTASPERFECTASANDY
I got nothing else to think of. I am simply writing down my own thoughts in this white, not so blank page on my kindle and-
HAAAAAA
SHE SAID KINDLE
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE
STFU JAKE NOBODY LIKES YOU. GO DIE IN A CRUCIFIX
I bet you so many religious people hate me now
Jokes on you i'm Asian, Filipino and roman Catholic.
But i'm liberal.
Is there such a thing as a liberal Catholic?
I thought only Protestants do that
At least i'm not a Mormon and their underwear
I'm sorry I'll stop now, goodnight
