A baby, no more than 2 months old, had a brain more highly developed than even the best geniuses on the planet, including Einstein. In fact, he could also walk on walks and ceilings, and had x-ray vision. One day, the baby wandered into the White House and stood on the ceiling, spying on Obama. Obama turned out to be a cross-dresser and he enjoyed wearing thongs, dresses, high heels, and make-up. He spoke in the most high-pitched girl voice. The baby was so disturbed, he screamed and fell off the ceiling, making Obama scream like a sissy. Then he locked the baby up in a mental hospital so his secret would never get out.
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