There was once a computer. This computer had absolutely no viruses, fortunately. Unfortunately, it was owned by a zombie. This zombie tortured the poor computer. One day, the zombie got killed. The computer was relieved, yet lonely. So, it searched the Internet on itself. It found its true love on match.com. They loved each other very much. Although they couldn't move. So, they decided to kill themselves and see each other in the other world. It worked! They made out for hours when they found each other and had 6 kids.
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