We all know that one (or one group) of kids that try too hard to be cool, or show how different and unique and deep they are. There's that one kid who's talking about how they was raised in the streets and they be poppin the mollies everyday, fuckin hoes and killing bitches, but we all know that this kid's bark is worse than their bite, considering how they're completely non-threatening in that they probably haven't even hit puberty and they sound like Jimmy Neutron trying to play at being a bad boy. The closest this kid has ever come to Bloods n Crips is from listening to one of Snoop Dog's (or Snoop Lion's) tracks. They also think they're super hardcore because they listen to Eminem and Kanye West. They also like to use offensive slurs towards women, gay people, and anybody outside of their race. Boy you are barely a teenager, your voice hasn't cracked and your balls ain't even drop yet, so what makes you think you're hood?
Or, they're kids who try too hard to be underground-ish and hipster-y and think they deserve a medal because they listen to Pierce the Veil. You can listen to whatever you want, but for the LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD IN THIS UNIVERSE, please don't write me off or shove it in my face that I'm "mainstream" because I actually like listening to people like Beyoncé and Rihanna and Nicki Minaj. They don't talk about sex and drinking all the time. And even if they do, I'm not giving you crap for liking Panic! At the Disco, so why are you suddenly allowed to give me shit for listening to them?
Boy.
I use gangster language ironically considering that I'm as unthreatening as unthreatening can get, physically speaking. I KNOW IM NOT GANGSTER. I LIKE TO PRETEND I AM BUT IM REALLY NOT.
So why you gotta pretend?
Wannabe boy: Yo, I had mad hoes on my dick last night and my boys and I went over to this bitches house and we sliced that fool and—
Me: Why the fuck you lyyyyyyin'
Why you always lyyyyyin'
Mmm oh my goOOODD
Stop fucKING LYyiNN
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School Cliches
HumorMovie Clichés, but school addition. Based loosely (probably) on a video made by iiSuperwomanii, I'll list a few scenarios and/or people that you can find at the average middle/high school. Enjoy!
