Wife: Darling what r u doing ?
Husband: Just killing some mosquitoes .
Wife: How many have u killed yet ?
Husband: Two male and three female .
Wife: How do you kbow ?
Husband: Two were sitting near my beer glass and three looking at the mirror !
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