The Crazy Dreams Of Cardiff City

Dream 2: Newport's Crocs

Shwmae ffrindiau!

Ugh... does anyone have that one dream where someone you know pisses you off? And when you wake up the next day you're just still pissed off with them, all because of something they did in your dream? Well I had that dream last night about Newport.

I was getting everyone's shipment orders in from all the nations and I saw Newport wanted... CROCS? Now I was absolutely sure that this was a mistake because crocs, ugh, they should never have existed! So I go ask him about it and this is how the conversation went:

Me - "Brawd bach? (Little brother?)"

Newport - "Yes? What's wrong?"

Me - "Nothing really, I just wanted to check this shipping order from you was correct. Did you misspell something as 'crocs'?"

Newport - "Na, that's correct."

Me - "......................... WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU WANT CROCS FOR?!"

At this point I noticed Romano staring at my brother in horror. At least, I think it was Romano. This Romano looked really weird; he had blonde hair and pink eyes hidden by some fabulous sunglasses. Speaking of fabulous, his entire outfit made him look ready to run a freaking catwalk!

'Romano' walked to be by my side and continued to glare at Newport with shock and disapproval.

Newport - "Because I want to bring them back in style!"

'Romano' - "Sweetie, they never-a were in-a style..."

Me - "Yeah, who in their right mind would want them?"

Newport - "I do!"

'Romano' - "................"

Me - "................"

Me and 'Romano' turn to look at each other do the telepathy thing that sometimes happens in Japan's anime; when two characters look each other in the eyes and have a conversation.

'Romano' - "You grab-a his arms and I'll grab-a his legs?"

Me - "Agreed."

We turn to Newport

Me + 'Romano' - "Run."

Newport - "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!"

And the rest of the dream was me and the fabulous Romano chasing Newport around until I woke up. At first when I woke up I felt so sorry for my brother because Dream Me was so mean to Dream Newport. I went to check my shipping orders to make sure it was just a dream - thankfully it was ^^' - and felt annoyed with Dream Newport. I also checked up on Romano and he's still his typical tsundere self, arguing with Spain about tomatoes.

Still... why did the Romano in my dream act and look so weird...?