Jalent's Big Book of Fairytales

Jane and the Beanstalk

Once upon a time there was an old lady called Tyra who had a daughter named Jane & a cow named Alina. They lived on the jelly that Alina gave each morning which they carried to Nuha's house & sold. But one morning Alina gave no jelly and they were very confused.
"Where's the jelly? We'll have no money!" Exclaimed Tyra.
"I will make some homemade jelly and hopefully trick Nuha into thinking that it's Alina's jelly." Jane replied.
"Okay, go do it! NOW!" Said Tyra.
Jane went to the supermarket to buy some jelly crystals for tricking Nuha. When she came home, she boiled some water and poured the jelly mix into it. AFter two hours, she then brought it to Nuha.
"Ugh, what is this monstrosity?" Asked Nuha, disgusted
"It's jelly!" Jane replied
"Ew" Said Nuha
"No, yuuuuuuummm!"
"This isn't from a cow."
"Yes it is."
"Whatever! Here's your reward, not money, but beans. Not just any beans, but baked beans, not just any baked beans, MAGIC baked beans. Plant these bad boys and BOOM; you've got a beanstalk."
So Jane went home and planted the beans but a big giant named Leianna climbed down it and crushed everyone which made everybody die.