carpool karaoke ?? yes plz
last live show so emosh
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hoeran: Harry
hoeran: Harold
curlyjokes: my name isn't Harold
curlyjokes: it's never been Harold
curlyjokes: WHERE DID YOU GET HAROLD FROM?!?
hoeran: yo chill
hoeran: doesn't lewis call you Harold?
curlyjokes: only he can.
hoeran: IVE KNOWN U LONGER
hoeran: HOW DOES HE GET A PRIVILEGE ALREADY
curlyjokes: iM sORrY
hoeran: go talk to that thing.
curlyjokes: don't call him that!!
hoeran: read 12:00 a.m.
curlyjokes: it's 9
hoeran: LEAVE
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curlyjokes: hi :)
fckboylou: aye
curlyjokes: Niall is being mean :(
fckboylou: WUT DID HE DO
curlyjokes: calm down !!
curlyjokes: no fighting today
fckboylou: stll waitng
curlyjokes: he told me leave
fckboylou: did u tll him one of ur jkes?
curlyjokes: NO
fckboylou: a pun?
curlyjokes: NO STOP
fckboylou: a dik pic?
curlyjokes: OMG LOUIS AKSDJKS
curlyjokes: PG PG PG
fckboylou: wut is the parnt guidng?
curlyjokes: is this a joke??
fckboylou: no I'm wonderng
curlyjokes: DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST ING
fckboylou: no y
curlyjokes: BC YOU DONT USE IT
fckboylou: so much yike
fckboylou: duz tht bothr u
curlyjokes: YEAH
fckboylou: srry bb
curlyjokes: BE RIGHT BACK
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curlyjokes: Niall.
curlyjokes: NAILL
hoeran: WASSUP
curlyjokes: hE cALleD mE bABy
curlyjokes: I mean he said bb BUT STILL
hoeran: HE WANT THAT D
curlyjokes: NO NIALL TAKE THIS SERIOSULY
hoeran: I mean suk his dik
curlyjokes: PG
hoeran: be smooth
hoeran: say something back
curlyjokes: LIKE WHAT
hoeran: breathe first
hoeran: then say love at the end of ur sentence
hoeran: gonna have that bich begging
curlyjokes: THNX ILY
hoeran: ofc
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curlyjokes: I'm back
fckboylou: gud
curlyjokes: what have you been up to?
fckboylou: I mean I'm eatng
fckboylou: and havng tea
fckboylou: y did u leave
curlyjokes: my friend called me
fckboylou: oh
curlyjokes: sorry love
fckboylou: gimme a sec
curlyjokes: okay?
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fckboylou: ZEN
fckboylou: U LIL BITCHH ANSR
zenmalick: wut
fckboylou: HAROLD CALLED ME LOVE
fckboylou: FUK ME
zenmalick: I'm gud
fckboylou: WUT DO I DO
zenmalick: ask 2 fuk
fckboylou: GUD IDEA
zenmalick: I mean wut did u xpect
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curlyjokes: NIALL IT WORKED
hoeran: KNEW IT
hoeran: GIMME AN AWARD
hoeran: WHAT DID HE SAY
curlyjokes: HE SAID GIMME A SEC
hoeran: GO TALK AGAIN
hoeran: KEEP GOING
curlyjokes: OKAY
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curlyjokes: u back?
fckboylou: yup hey
curlyjokes: oh okay (: what were u doing?
fckboylou: y'know. things.
curlyjokes: okay?
fckboylou: so u wanna fuk
curlyjokes: bYe
fckboylou: dammit
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De Todocurlyjokes: hi fckboylou: sup..? curlyjokes: it's a lovely night :) fckboylou: u wanna fuk