(No one cans beat the hat fic and we are all just phanfic writer wannabes)
I like the bold italics font so yeye
(Start) "aye Phil I'm hungry",Dan the llama(P.s Dan's a real llama and Phil's a real Lion ;)
"Wanna get some cheeky nandos?,"Phil ask the pretty llama "No I hungry for a good butt bun(in my vocab a butt bun is stuffing a baked good up yo fat ass),"
"But I'm a pure bun lion so you're on your own llama,"Philip cries almost up to his mane in tears as he remembers when he and Dan was alive and well and they were in their last hamster of the month but Dan got sick when the furry creature but it willy and then he died and then it was just Romeo and Juliet shit from there. Now they reincarnated into their true spirit animals LLAMA AND THE LION like fuck the lion and the lamb he he yeah.
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yes homo howell
Random(This Dan seenging not me ok) Ye When I walk on bye Film be eating some pie Something something so.etching something Something about my leather shirt Boy look at my Pokémon card Boy look at my Pokémon cards Boy look at my Pokémon card I-I I don'...
