It was a dark day and Daniel needed some sunshine. Fortunately, his best friend was the sun. Philip lester.
Dan began to get dressed and suddenly the ray of sunshine broke through the window. It wasn't Phils light. It was an old friend.
Sister Daniel.
"Well well Danny boy I hear you haven't been hearing the word if our Lord. Shrek"
"I-I can explain sister"
"Yeah yeah get on ya hands and knees I got and expert"
*Philip walks in*
"Sorry sista but mister Shrek was a bit busy so he sent me"
"alright just get to it"
*Phil puls Daniels pants down*
*Phil inspects the booty*
"This booty need some sunshine"
*Sister Daniel gets out her sun gun*
*she shoots Dan's booty*
"I'm afraid that won't be enough sista"
*Sister pulls out a record and places it in the record player that just appeared*
[Recording] "Light light light"
*Phil pulls out some bulbs*
*Phil screws the bulbs into Daniels bottom holey*
"Ahhhh!" Dan screamed out and passed out
"Light"
"Light"
"Light"
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