In an advanced broken Memetreal, the civilisation is split into five groups: Ragenation (the worthless), Pepety (the smug), Sandor (the fast), Shrekless (the ogre), and Illuminati (the confirmed). The leftover memes are the minions, who have no dignity or advantage in this civilisation. When young memes evolve to the age of 16 meme points, they have a test which says which group they should be in, then they are able to pick any group as their constant family at the consecutive Memeing Celebration.
"Holy fucking shit I'm 16 meme points today!" I screamed.
"Shut the fuck up Betsy-Rae Cornfarmer Suzie-Lu Shotgunsower Cavanagh!" My sister screamed back at me, raising a wooden spoon above her head and turning fifty shades of red.
"You shut the fuck up Burlappusher Moonshinetoter Sally-Ann Dirtpusher Lusk!" Burlappusher Moonshinetoter Sally-Ann Dirtpusher Lusk turned fifty more shades of red.
"I'll deck you."
My name is Betsy-Rae Cornfarmer Suzie-Lu Shotgunsower Cavanagh and I was born in Pepety, the faction of smugness. That's why I have such a long name and it would be even longer if we were rich but we're poor as shit. I live in a 56 storey house (told you we were poor) and its at the top of the city. I have 8978346782 minion slaves and they do everything for me but we need like 8978346783. As I was saying, I live in a 56 storey house with my mom, Peggy Suzie-Rae Maggie Goathauler Whinery, my dad, Jeb-Jo Bubba Doc-Bob H, and you already know about my sister, Burlappusher Moonshinetoter Sally-Ann Dirtpusher Lusk, she's a total bitch and really lame and I hate her 5eva (more than 4eva that's how serious I am).
I don't have any friends because I don't need them because everything is peaceful. There's no wars because of groups and groups are so great and at the test today I won't be leaving Pepety because it's so great.
"Betsy-Rae Cornfarmer Suzie-Lu Shotgunsower Cavanagh, get your fat ass out here! We're going to the test!" My mom shouted from outside the house. I screamed to myself as I exited the house and joined my family on the street.
"Will you stop that!" Snapped my father.
"Stop what?" I screamed.
"Screaming!" I shut my mouth and began to scream internally. Fuck them.
Soon we got to the test place and we had to line up in factions. Burlappusher Moonshinetoter Sally-Ann Dirtpusher Lusk and I said goodbye to our parents and lined up in the Pepety line. Suddenly there was a shout from the Ragenation line. "Hey you stuck up Pepetys, you suck!" Wow what an insulting sentence. Burlappusher Moonshinetoter Sally-Ann Dirtpusher Lusk turned 50 shades of red in anger.
"Don't yell back," I said, calmly. She turned darker shades of red.
"I'll do what I want!"
"Pepety pussies!" Yelled someone from the Ragenation line before they were cut off by a trumpet noise.
"It's Shrekless!" Someone standing next to me whispered.
"What? Why the noise and who are you?" I said snobbishly, not trying to sound snobbish because they guy looked poor as shit.
"Shrekless are badass as fuck, they run in naked. They make trumpet noises with their dicks. Also I'm Tractoreater Chickenfarmer Bubba-Jo Cornpusher Lindsay Pickuptoter," they male Pepe smiled. Ew, he was richer than me - how dare he. Normally I'd yell but I was interested to see the the Shrekless dicks.
The crowds parted as Shrekless strutted out, playing music from a horn that protruded from their shoulder blades. "Wait, is that their dicks?" I asked, disappointedly.
"Yeah," Tractoreater Chickenfarmer Bubba-Jo Cornpusher Lindsay Pickuptoter said.
"Oh."
"If you want a better one you can see mine," he winked.
"No."
Soon we went inside and I left Tractoreater Chickenfarmer Bubba-Jo Cornpusher Lindsay Pickuptoter behind. A lady from one of the lame factions came up to me. "You have to take your test."
"With you?"
"Yes, I'm Snakespeed." She must be Sandor then. Poor people. While I was distracted she jabbed a needle in my arm. "Lights out bby."
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK THAT POOR PIECS OF SHIT JUST STABBED ME IN YHE ARM IM GOING TO DIE OH MY GOd this is the test hahahahahahahahahahaha I'm so stupid. Not really I'm hella cool. Anyway I was now sitting in a dark room and a Shrekless came up to me. "Find me." He whispered seductively.
"I found you." He turned 50 shades of red.
"No you uneducated almond! Find me irl!"
"This isn't irl?" I asked, ignoring his insults
"Nah m9, it's ihl."
"Ihl?"
"In head life, are you fucking stupid?" Angrily I picked up the sword on the ground next to me and sliced off his head. Wow he was rude. A beeping noise came up but i couldn't do anything about it before I fell through the ground.
"You're MEMEVERGENT Be-um whatever your name is!" Said Snakespeed, excitedly.
"Huh?" I felt drunk.
"You fit in all the factions but that's really bad and you can't tell anyone because they'll kill you ok got that? Bye!" She explained rapidly before shoving me out the door. Ok cool. Wait.
"I'm MEMEVERGENT?!" I screamed both internally and externally.
"You're what?" Asked Tractoreater Chickenfarmer Bubba-Jo Cornpusher Lindsay Pickuptoter, appearing from around the corner.
"Hahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahanothingahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahah," I laughed, passing through the wall. Wow memevergence is cool.
"Did you just pass through a wall?" Said Tractoreater Chickenfarmer Bubba-Jo Cornpusher Lindsay Pickuptoter, passing through a wall.
"Whoa are you MEMEVERGENT?!" I said all startled.
"What's MEMEVERGENT? We can all do it because we're from Pepety," he said, matter of factory.
"Oh ahahaahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhaiknewthatahahhaahhahaha," I said, passing through the wall again to get away from him.
