"TIME TO CHOOS YOUR FUCKING FACTION!" Screamed Dogue, the leader of Pepety. This would be fun. I waited until my name was called out and stared at my family who were sitting in the Pepety section. MEMEVERGENT meant I could choose any faction, right???????? "Betsy-Rae Cornfarmer Suzie-Lu Shotgunsower Cavanagh," called Dogue.
"That's my name, don't wear it out!" I smirked, walking to join him.
"Wouldn't want to over use it, it's a fucking mouthful. Stupid Pepety and their long names."
"Ok bitch." Some lady handed me a knife.
"Stab yo hand."
"WHAT!!!!!!" I screamed.
"Choose your fucking faction you dumb bitch that's what this is all about!" I grabbed the knife from her and walked over to the bowls. Their was a dick in the bowl for each of the factions. Looking at all those dicks made me immediately makeup my mind. I cut my hand and let my green blood hang just above the Pepety bowl. I could hear my faction cheering. Smiling to myself I moved my hand just before the blood dropped so it landed in the Shrekless bowl.
"SIKE BITCHES," I yelled at a Shrekless girl came over and made out with my bleeding hand. My mom spat on me from the audience but I was too focused on the fact I'd obviously made a friend. Also I love my mum she's the greatest I never mentioned that before but like I would die for her so I actually felt really bad I'd upset her but I'm like, really cool so you couldn't tell.
"Yo what's yo name yo," said the girl who was making out with my hand.
"It's Betsy-Rae Cornfarmer Suzie-Lu Shotgunsower Cavanagh," I said proudly.
"Cool, my name is Swag yo," said Swag, "you'll get to change your name soon when we jump off a train."
"OH GOOD BECAUSE I LIKE REALLY HATE MY NAME ITS SO FUCKING STUPID!" I actually do hate my name I just decided now was the time to say it.
Hang on just one minute. I opened my mouth to ask Swag if we were really going to jump of a train but then I was shoved along by the rest of the faction. They started playing the trumpet with their dicks. "Yo Betsy-Rae Cornfarmer Suzie-Lu Shotgunsower Cavanagh!!!!!! Keep up! We gotta jump on that motherfucking train, bitch!!!!" I screamed and sprinted to catch up with the front of the group before performing a graceful leap onto the train.
"That was fucking beautiful," said a Shrekless man.
"Thanks, who the fuck are you?"
"I'm Sneep," he said, "I run Shrekless."
"Oh, I'm Betsy-" a shouted interrupted me. Motherfucker.
"YALL GONNA JUMP OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN YOU GOT THAT IF YOU DONT YOU CANT JOIN SHREKLESS AND YOULL HAVE TO BE A MINION" ew, minions. Oh god we have to jump off. Before I could register it, I leapt off the train and landed hard in the ground below, green blood spilling from my arm. Fak.
"Your final test is you jump in that pit," said Sneep. That's one deep pit.
"I won't do it!!!" Cried one of Illuminati people. Actually they're not Illuminati, they're Shrekless now.
"Shut the fuck up you pussy and jump in the goddamn pit!"
"No!!!!!" Sneep kicked the wuss onto the train tracks, impaling him.
"So, who's going first?" He sneered.
"Me." Why the fuck did I just say that??????????????? Sneep grabbed my arm and pulled me to him.
"Brave one here!!!" he said, throwing me off the ledge.
"IM FALLING!!!!"
"No shit," said a Shrekless guy, "it was a big cliff." I'd landed in a net. Nice. He helped me out of the net.
"My name is Anec Nhoj," said Anec, "what's your name and you can change it." Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
"My name is Yolo." That was a cool name.
"Naw mate that's shit all you Pepety peeps call yourselves Yolo, I'm going to call you Meme." nICE.
I need a mcfxcking life ~ McFxcker
