Broken

Chapter 6

WARNING, SASS ALERT

"How are you tonight then beautiful?" James asked me.

"What did I say about the names?" I sighed resignedly.

"I've been told I'm a persistent guy, and I've also been told I'm seductive," he winked. I suppose it was meant to be sexy, but it looked more like a facial seizure to me.

"Yeah, don't flatter yourself. Go flirt with some girl who actually wants you," I ordered.

"Hmm, let me think about that, no. I'd rather stay here and take you to heaven," he grinned.

"In your dreams. The day I'm charmed by you is the day I die," I vowed.

"Oh, just let yourself go. You know you can't resist me," he smirked. I snorted. "One date, you know you want to babe," he persuaded.

"You seem to think you're special. And guess what you are. You are the best comedian ever. Me, go out with you, that's the funniest joke I've ever heard," I mocked, laughing my head off. Kate, Hope and Lucy joined me, enjoying the display of banter.

James glowered down at me, his six foot form towering over my mere five foot six.

 "Tar tar. Oh and by the way, some unfriendly advice, stay the hell away from me," I said, my voice sugar sweet. Kate and Hope high fived me.

"One Mae, zero James," Lucy laughed.

"Wrong name Lucy, you know he's called creep," I lectured. This brought me another set of grins.

"Come on, let's go get a drink and let loose," Kate cried. We grabbed a shot of tequila each and we drank the night away.