What if They Do Something They're Bad At

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Got inspiration from the picture above~

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Kise Ryouta

(F/N) : Kise-kun.

Kise : Yes, (F/N)cchi?

(F/N) : Have you finished our group assignment?

Kise : Which one?

(F/N) : Art class! Your part is to draw something with our preferable tools.

Kise : Ehh? Isn't it your part?

(F/N) : Its yours. Mine is researching those tools.

Kise : Whaa--? Do I have to do this? *pouts*

(F/N) : Absolutely yes.

Kise : *cries* Please don't laugh at my result.

(F/N) : No, no I won't! Rest assure. *wink*

So Kise draws a mountain and its panorama.

Few minutes later

(F/N) : Hey, are you done?--- Pfffttt. What is that?

Kise : This? My drawing-ssu.

(F/N) : These 2 triangle and horrible shaped circle ? And.. Um, is this a house? A triangle on top of a square with... window? Wait.. Are you a kindergarten kid?

Kise : Those 2 triangle are the mountain-ssu. That horrible shaped circle is the sun! Wait, its not horrible! And yes its a house.

(F/N) : HAHAHAHA-- *laughs uncontrolably* You're hilarious!

Kise : *cries flooding* SO MEAN!

Midorima Shintaro

(F/N) : Shin-chan!

Midorima : What?

(F/N) : Can you cook me something? I'm hungry.

Midorima : You can do it yourself, nanodayo.

(F/N) : Then.. who will take care of this cutie?

Midorima : Cutie? *saw an aggressive looking cat* *sweatdropped*

(F/N) : Well, if you don't want to cook. Then take care of this cute cat. *about to shove the cat to Midorima's face*

Midorima : Stop it! Fine, I'll cook. Just don't let that thing in the kitchen.

(F/N) : Haii~

Few minutes later

Midorima : (F/N)!!! *shouting from the kitchen*

(F/N) : *run to the kitchen* What?!

Midorima : Why its black?! I'm doing it like the instruction but--

(F/N) : Pfft,, its burnt. I guess you really can't cook.

Midorima : *vein pop*

(F/N) : This is beyond imagination. The perfection Midorima Shintaro couldn't cook a simple scrambled egg.

Midorima : *vein double pop*

Aomine Daiki

(F/N) : Aomine.

Aomine : Whaaattt...??

(F/N) : Clean this room right now!

Aomine : Nah, I'm lazy. *continue reads his magazine*

(F/N) : I'm confiscating this! *grab Aomine's magazine forcefully*

Aomine : Oi!!

(F/N) : Clean this room first then I'll give this back to you! *locks door*

Aomine : Oiiiiii!!!! Damn you (F/N)!!!

(F/N) : Shut up and clean your filthy room aho!

2 hours later

(F/N) : *unlock the door* What the hell..?

Room still in a mess

Aomine sitting on the corner with something in his hands.

(F/N) : Aomine!!

Aomine : What?

(F/N) : How come this room is still a mess when I locked you 2 hours?! Do I need to lock you a whole day just to clean this?!

Aomine : Can't help it. I'm trying to clean up but found this sexy figurine and some old magazine. Old but Gold.

(F/N) : And what's the point?

Aomine : I stopped cleaning and read it, duh.

(F/N) : *facepalm* You're hopeless.

Murasakibara Atsushi

Murasakibara : (F/N)-chin, please buy me candies.

(F/N) : Eh? Usually you bought it yourself

Murasakibara : I'm broke.

(F/N) : Hmm.. Fine then, but I want you to do something first.

Murasakibara : What?

(F/N) : Sing me a song.

Murasakibara : But I can't sing.

(F/N) : Then say goodbye to your candies.

Murasakibara : *pouts* Fine. *start singing*

few seconds later

(F/N) : Alright, alright I'll buy you candy now let's go.

Murasakibara : *pouts even harder(if its possible)* I told you I can't sing.

(F/N) : I just thought, it wouldn't be.. Ahh, look, even the birds starts to fly away. Hahahaha--

Murasakibara : *pout* (F/N)-chin is mean.

Akashi Seijuro

(F/N) : Akashii~

Akashi : Hm?

(F/N) : I'm bored. You keep doing your papers and ignoring me. *pouts*

Akashi : Well then, what do you want me to do?

(F/N) : Ah finally, entertain me please? *smiles innocently*

Akashi : *sigh* Like what?

(F/N) : Ummm ... Give me a good joke?

Akashi : *sweatdropped* Joke?

(F/N) : Yes! Make a funny joke!

Akashi : ......... Alright, I'll try.

(F/N) : Yoshh!

Akashi : How do babies tries to walk?

(F/N) : Umm.. By holding on to their parents?

Akashi : No. Step by step.

(F/N) : ........

Akashi : .......

(F/N) : ......... Am I supposed to laugh?

Akashi : Its my joke.

(F/N) : Ehh.. *laugh nervously* Gomene.. I thought....

Akashi : *mentally facepalm*

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 13, 2016 ⏰

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