Saiyuki Oneshots

Stripper

"Ah, why is that dryder following you?"Aura asked arms folded over her chest lightly. Renwei nodded lightly wanting to know what their eccentric companion had done this time. Li's brow twitched in irritation as she waved a dismissive hand.

"Well, you see? I thought it was just a regular spider. So I tried to kill it with glitter body spray, because ew spiders." She shook her head and glared at the rather large spider demon trailing along behind the group as they traversed through the city. How she could mistake something that large for a regular spider would probably always remain a mystery. Her fingers then ran through her hair as she let out a sigh. The six travellers behind her curiously waited for her to finish. Well five of them were waiting. A certain blonde monk was lighting up a cigarette. The only clue he'd even been listening was the fact he spoke.

"On that we agree..." Amethyst hues eyed the green eyed girl as Sanzo brought the smoke up to his lips.

"Why glitter body spray?" It was Hakkai who spoke his head cantered to the left.

"It was the closest thing in my vicinity okay!!!" The five foot four inch girl huffed and averted her gaze with a cheek puffed out. "God..."

"Yeah you're probably better off talking to someone who actually knows you kid." Gojyo blinked at the deadpan look he got from the pale skinned story teller. Yeah, that had gone right over her head. He shook his own crimson locks and let his eyes wander over the crowd for a decent looking female.

"So why is he following you?" Goku blinked golden hues darting back and forth between the girl and the arachnid demon. "And why is his shirt not on?"

Li just shrugged and her lips went into a thin line. "I don't know, what I do know is since the glitter spray incident he's developed a stripping habit and demands I call him cinnamon..." She shuddered slightly. "It's all kinds of different levels of creepy."

"And you're pretending this isn't a problem because?" Renwei blinked and the look on Aura's face said she agreed. Li just looked at them and tilted her head lightly the shot ringing out from the monk's gun signifying an end to their problem altogether.

"I was just hoping if I ignored him he'd go away..."