Me: I want us to be like Katniss and Gale.
Person: They're just friends.
Me: Okay.. I want us to be like Hazel and Isaac.
Person: They're also only friends?
Me: Fine. Lets be like Simon and Clary.
Person: They ended up friends in the end, too.
Me: Ok since you're not getting mY VIBE I ONLY WANT US TO BE FRIENDS OR ARE YOU TOO MUCH OF A MUGGLE TO UNDERSTAND
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Insults Referring To Books
Random"You're such a factionless mundane from the capital!" "I'd rather kiss a crank" Insults referring to books are insults that a lot of readers will probably laugh at. If you don't understand, you probably haven't read the book that it's relating to :D...