Resident Evil 4: Angels with guns

Chapter 4: Rockin with Leon

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Resident Evil 4: Angels with Guns

Chapter 4: Rocking With Leon

We soon reached the swamp; Ganado's were waiting for us. Leon used his sniper rifle to set off the trip wires causing loud explosions. I stood behind him with my fingers in my ears, I've had enough of loud noises to last me a life time. Leon lead the way slowly. I stayed behind him and glanced around. I knew how many Ganado's there were and where they would come from. But I always hated this part in the game. I don't even know why! I just do.

Leon's gun going off made me jump and point mine in the same direction as his. I grounded at least 3 Ganado's with one clip. I quickly reloaded and started to ground even more. I love machine guns. There so cool, and probably my favorite gun next to the grenade launcher.

I made my way to the shack in the middle of the swamp as Leon defended me. I smashed the barrel earning me some TMP ammo. I also smashed the two boxes getting a green herb and a snake. I shot the snake. Stupid thing, how dare it try to bite me!

Storing the green herb and ammo into my badass skirt pockets I left the shack to find Leon being tackled by like three different guys. I couldn't help but watch silently as all four of the men started what looked like a massive wrestling...thing... seriously! Leon looked like he was holding a leg in each arm while sitting on one guy who was trying to get to his Axe and the other one had him in a head lock, while the third was pulling on Leon's legs to make them let go of his waist.

I stared and watched with calm innocent and WTF going through my head. It was actually really fun to watch them do this. Eventually other Ganado's surrounded to watch. We all just stood there until I finally got over the shock and confusion and shot everyone around me with my TMP. I loaded in a clip as the body's disintegrated. I had to be careful with how much ammo I use. I'm down to my last clip.

Leon was still grappling with his new friends. I sighed and shot one of them in the leg. They yelled giving Leon the time he needed to snap his neck, freeing one of Leon's arms. Leon quickly grabbed his gun and shot the man under him in the head. He then kicked the other away and shot him a few times in the chest before he died.

Leon looked at me. He looked like a sweaty dirty mess. "You couldn't have helped me?"

"I helped you. I shot everyone else and that other guy in the leg." I pointed to the spot where the man had disintegrated. "Plus I don't like wrestling, too much skin contact." Leon gave me a blank stare.

"What?"

"You hate skin contact?"

Now I gave him the blank stare. Where was he going with this? My face exploded in blush. "Again! Are you freaking serious!"

Leon's face immediately turned red. "I wasn't talking about that! Honest!"

"Sure you weren't! What is with you? Do you enjoy having perverted dreams about me!"

Leon started banging his head against a nearby tree while saying: "Thats. Not. What. I. meant!"

I laughed and started to torture the poor man a little more. I know he didn't mean it in that way; it was just so much fun to watch Leon blush. He was so cute.

"Sure it's not pervert!"

Leon got close to my face; he was still blushing and had a nervous/desperate look on his face. "I'm not a pervert! I wasn't thinking that at all! I was-"I put my hand over his mouth and laughed.

"Calm down dude I'm teasing!" I was smiling at him. Leon's jaw dropped and he just stared at me like I was crazy. I giggled at him and gave him a hug. "I'm sorry. It was just really funny."