A/N: Me is a bad author... I haven't been updating much lately!
The reason for that is because I'm working on making covers for people.
Business is a little slow but... It'll get busy eventually!
Anyway...
Enjoy!
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Eren's POV
I look down at the little man. I mean at manager Levi. He stares at me coldly.
"Get to work, we have some customers" he says walking off.
Armin, Mikasa, and I scramble to get our working uniforms on.
"Armin, you take table 2. Mikasa, 3, and I'll take 4" I say strategizing.
"Eren be careful. There's two shady looking men wearing large trench coats at your table" Mikasa says seriously.
"You be careful Mikasa! There's 3 guys at your table!" I say mad. She treats me like I'm her little brother.
"Don't worry Eren, I'll just bash their skull in" she responds.
"I'm not worried!" I say walking off with Armin.
"How come nobody is worried about me?" Armin says pouting. I laugh while pulling his cheek. We separate and I head toward table 4.
The two shady men at my table kept fidgeting and looking at people around. They wore hats to prevent their faces from being seen as well... I can't tell if their male or female... Should I refer to them as sir or ma'am.
"Um... Are you ready to order?" I ask trying to sound polite.
"I-I-I'll h-h-have da H.omurice" shady man 1 said.
"W-w-what h-h-he say" shady man 2 says.
A/N: Omurice is an omelette made with fried rice usually topped with ketchup.
They stutter and don't use proper grammar... We don't even have h. Omurice.
We only have Omurice.
"We don't have H. Omurice?" I say pretending to look through the menu even though I already knew. A sudden eruption came from the kitchen. Did Hanji try to microwave Ramen again?
"Eren Jaegar! Report to the kitchen!" I hear with my ear piece.
"Hanji.. You don't need to scream into it" I say.
I walk to the kitchen to see a crazy looking mad scientist. Aka Hanji.
"Eren, give the customers at your table this!" She says handing me bowl.
"Hanji... Have you gone mad... This Omurice is shaped like a human" I say.
"Do as I say quickly Eren! They might leave!" She says throwing me out of the kitchen.
Heading back to table 4 I set down the bowl. What if they become disguised and leave anyway?
One shady man picks up a fork and stabs the Omurice.
What did the Omurice ever do to you O.O
To my surprise something red flows out of it. I think it's ketchup...
The two shady men eat quickly and pack up to leave. I look at the tip left behind and also... There's a note?
I open it up and it reads:
They're striking the museum on third street tonight.
Camera that captures the non-living.
Good luck,
S&B
A/N: if you are an Attack on Titan fan you know who S&B is :3
What the hell is this?
I head over to Mikasa and Armin after all the customers leave.
"Hey you guys... Did you guys have any weird behavior from your tables?" I ask them.
"Yes I did! They left behind a note that had two words on it!" Armin said excitedly.
He always did love puzzles... And strange events.
"What about you Mikasa?" I ask.
"The guys at my table left behind a note with also two words on it, but also a picture of a star in the middle on some spiky circle?" She says.
We each lay down what we had received.
Armin's Customers: Three people. A blonde man with a cigarette late thirties perhaps. A orange haired teenager with red clips in his hair. Lastly, a girl who had purple dyed hair worn in pigtails with thick glasses on.
What they ordered: All three ordered Earl Grey Tea
Strange behavior: Ordered something that was not on menu. Hanji however had the same tea in the kitchen.
Armin's note:
Black: was written on the right side of note
He: right below Black, also on right side of note
Mikasa's Customers: A little kid maybe around age 13? Black hair wore a medical eye patch. A handsome black haired male in maybe his early twenties. Lastly a male late twenties maybe, has extremely long red hair wearing red glasses.
What they ordered: All three ordered Earl Grey Tea
Strange behavior: Not on menu, once again Hanji saved the day.
Mikasa's note:
Butler: written on left side of note
Lp: Also below butler and on left side of note
*Insert picture of Sebastian's or Ciel's Contract proof*
"Well isn't this just interesting?" Armin says excited.
"We should probably tell the managers..." Mikasa says.
I nod and we head to Hanji and Levi.
We explain what happened presenting each of our notes.
Hanji shifts her glasses and they make that shiny effect like in animes :D
"It's about time we told you kids something..." Levi said expressionless
"I was hoping we wouldn't have to get more lives into this but, you've already been exposed to it... I was hoping you wouldn't have to experience the same fate..." Hanji says frowning.
"Huh?" I say.
A long brief silence fills the room.
"Do you kids know about the Titans?" Hanji asks.
"Yes... Their the new gang that took over" Armin responds.
"Well their not just only that..." Levi says.
"They killed your past selves....." Hanji includes.
What?
YOU ARE READING
Attack on Today (Attack on Titan au) (under a hella lot of revision)
HumorAfter being killed in their present time... They are reincarnated into our time! Modern society. The Titans are still the enemy however... Exactly what kind of war against humanity will happen?
